god i LOVE practical effects oh my GOD theyre so good BLOW UP MORE CARSSSSSS

i AM the klimpaloon. he is me nangnangnangnangnang

ACTUALLY the world is full of SALT so it CANNOT be a vampire

guys the look on an older generation's face when you request a day off without immediately explaining is just🤌🤌🤌

soz 2 any sk8er boyz out there but i most def appropriate ur culture on the REG. and i can't even shred

sometimes i like cringey things but sometimes they make me cringe instead😔

trade paperbacks my BELOVED

[on the verge of tears] im just chillin.. with the gUAC

[CROWD CONTINUES QUACKING]

every time i see one of my creachures i strike a pose at them but they are tired of my nonsense so they no longer react😔

and i just cant believe THE original bash bro became a lawyer with his freaky blind bestie

yes SIR mr ducksworth thanku very MUCH mr ducksworth quack quack quack quack QUACK mr ducksworth QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

my aura is so scarey and intimidating you would never dare to hit me head-on

ON THEIR BAYONEEEEEEEETS

this beep is sponsored by Big Fur

i cannot lie if it has lemon in the name i WILL consume it

people knowing my face without me knowing theirs... i DONT wike it

give me MORE out of print tbrs i NEED to scour the internet for stuff that isnt actively falling apart at a decent price i CRAVE the spelunking

we LUHV casting spells

but did you guys know about seagles (sea eagles) bc woag

boy am i displeased with bug

king shark u will always be ron funches to me🙏😔

guys im just so mad about how bad buffy's friends are you dont even understand why was her BULLY the only one to defend her when she was trying her best and not succeeding oh my god

with a good lawyer,, WHICH I H A V E

me, a stocking stuffer? huzzah

why dont they sell official posters of tv shows too >:( i just want cool shit on my wall that doesnt look like a toddler discovered photoshop >:(

LA VACA

why does EVERY evil they/them get the half black half bleached hair thing done...

killiam billiam: the whole bloodrow affairrison

the mikes are convening...

one of my favourite new bits is to face my shampoo and conditioner bottles toward eachother when im done using them and scandalously whisper "and theyre both BOYS"

ah, yes. tapioca fettuccine. big fan

alfred da BUTTler

every day i must confront the unfortunate answer to the question of if i can do basic arithmetic

how can a SPACE be.. bold... what do u mean by that

feelin REAL cool about being in the top 0.09% of teddybears enjoyers this year

wake up dead man iS SO GODDAMN GOOD IDFC

im like santa if discord is the north pole and every other social media is a shopping mall... those who get it get it

for an ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ i sure think about ⬛⬛⬛ a LOT

you cant KILL him, he has too many GADGETS

i need to make LISTS

BUTTERED BREAD GOES SO GODDAMN HARDDDDDDDD

transformers: age of ultron

one time i tweeted every day for like a month and the first letter of each tweet spelled out a secret message and i never told anyone about it and then forgot UNTIL NOW

mark, this is GOOD NEWS. we can finally Be Bees

THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE, 8.5/10 IT GAVE ME ANXIETY IN A GOOD WAY

in desperate search of two guys named adrian just so i can torture one by calling him b-drian

why tf do i have to suffer the indignity of reading such heinous passive voice misuse.. LET ME OUT OF HERE [a prison of my own making😔]

FAB FIVE FREDDY TOLD ME EVERYBODY'S FLY

petition to have a delete key on my telephone. sick of fiddling witht he evil cursor. let me backspace but forward. forwardspace but in a deleting way