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same beep different bitch stay mad. stay mystified. [they/themb]
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did u know im a punkrocker yes i am :D
10 months ago
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the hypochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
about 19 hours ago
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who tf cares if water is wet, it's literally just thick air
2 days ago
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haha yes i love numb three rs
4 days ago
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orbitate...
6 days ago
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genuinely WHAT is the point of Job if there is no Wife At Home???
7 days ago
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PSA: sidling and saddling are DIFFERENT WORDS
8 days ago
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just tried to spell proceed like procede and yknow what. i think im right
9 days ago
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unc peepaw people's princess oomf average everyday icon
9 days ago
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pronouncing pho like foe
11 days ago
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no. the first meal i eat IS breakfast, even at 10pm. and the last one is dinner,, EVEN AT 6AM !!
13 days ago
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YOU BE WHAT
13 days ago
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and if you use the word goober i WILL listen to your tales
13 days ago
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need i say door?
14 days ago
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whahappen when im gonna taking the playStation. disconec it
15 days ago
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THE FUTURE IS BULLETPROOF THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY IT'S TIME TO DO IT NOW AND DO IT LOUD KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE
19 days ago
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kaboom.. kablow even
20 days ago
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my fellow ghostmericans,
20 days ago
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and did he not direct a play and then come home canoodling with one of its victims, did he? WHO DID THAT I WONDER, REPEAT THE NAME??
22 days ago
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their EYES (???) interlock????????
22 days ago
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do NOT thumbs up my email. it wasnt addressed to you even?? sickening
22 days ago
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what am i if not terse
23 days ago
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is it parasocial if i can turn it off and theyre fictional
23 days ago
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IM AT SOUP
24 days ago
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oh music ending in a fade out my beloved. i imagine them playing on forever
27 days ago
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me when the author makes the characters do a thing
27 days ago
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but.. but.. but iM AFRAIDA WATA
28 days ago
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the way i cant unmask for a JOURNALLLLLLL
28 days ago
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wasa wasa wasa wasa wasUUUUUUUUUUUUUP BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
30 days ago
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a genuine email i received today:
about 1 month ago
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that's an aWfully hOt cOffee pOt
about 1 month ago
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ugh im literally better than every roman emperor. i can control the lights without moving an inch OR enslaving anyone to do it for me. what a concept like can you imagine telling them about it i want to laugh at their purple covered asses
about 1 month ago
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car update: he is Mildly Concerned by thunder but trusts that i am calm for a reason !!! what an intelligent man
about 1 month ago
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je suis le bug de l'an deux mille WIZZ WIZZ.. WIZZ WIZZ
about 1 month ago
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just had to search desperately for a fallen ORANGE lest it rot evilly in a dark corner.. cars are stoopid
about 1 month ago
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they took the L and they gave it to the GBTQ
about 1 month ago
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nobody ever talks about my super theory of super everything
about 2 months ago
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jaybe, or.. jaybe not
about 2 months ago
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the macaroni
about 2 months ago
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DO I: watch a rat make people crazy OR engage in fandom
about 2 months ago
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they. want. you! IN THE NAVY !!
about 2 months ago
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all i want is some good fucking horchata. IS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK FOR
2 months ago
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NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS. BUT IT'S PROVOCATIVE
2 months ago
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every time i look at a spreadsheet crafted by THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE (!!) i genuinely take psychic damage. what the fuck is this nonsense
2 months ago
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something just came across my desk..
2 months ago
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im Not That In A Cent
2 months ago
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absolutely pickled beyond the gherkin
3 months ago
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it's a GRUBBY little century
3 months ago
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what you have to understand is that the inheritance cycle is in fact better than the lord of the rings
3 months ago
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ok yes sure it's untenable.. but we can go lower. is it also uneightable?
3 months ago
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i feel that the couch needs its very own duvet
3 months ago
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