If you bend over and relax, you'll stretch out to my size perfectly, promise~

Acting like she pays the rent around here.

I's stronk.

This sticker is a mood.

Schlorp, schlorp, schlorp!

When a good boy wants to do bad things, who is going to help?

Huff!

😈🔥

Needs.

Tools in the garage need polishing

We just pretend to be well adjusted.

The end... of the week is near! Friday the 13th.

Say it. Don't spray it. Unless...(insert wrong answer here in the comments)

Sniff the toe beans hooman!!!

Current mood.

Eepy boyo

Need more time in the woods with @ekko.slut.dog

It's been a while since I've posted anything here. While you're sniffing around, have a whiff!

I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel.