A lot of the time people on #fedi do this Minors DNI thing, and, I dunno, I have never seen a minor on Mastodon. I understand that there are laws and stuff and that some kids are tech literate but when I was a tech literate kid nothing could be hidden from me and I am supportive of your […]

Sorry, cant move. #dog #dogsofmastodon

Sometimes you'll be watching some movie from the 90s like Independence Day or Jurrassic Park and you will ask yourself, did the internet catch on because this one man is sexy? Earth Girls are Easy I guess. #movie #tech

People talk about this atmospheric river like its a catastrophe but then I check myself and admit that it is not unusual for it to rain in december. #seattle

Sometimes I do enjoy the youtube videos of people setting up shelters in the woods but these days a lot of them use AI for the thumbnails and it is the most absolutely insane intersection of cultures I can imagine.

So, once upon a time I would watch MSNBC like once a month to try to get a grasp on what the liberal infosphere was on about. I dont have the stomach to do that anymore. But I do follow the Legal Eagle youtube channel and while it is more amusing it isnt much better. Anyways, they have this JAG […]

I feel so numb and broken, but I'll start crying again in a few minutes

Minnie is hiding under the bed and doesnt understand what I did with her friend and keeps insisting that she told me to leave him at home this morning and what did I do to her cat and why am I crying.

Odie had to go to the emergency vet this morning

Does anybody know of any good speakers for a desktop? Like, fancy bluetooth speakers? #askfedi #tech

In periods of political and social unrest, time has a strange way of buckling, with the present seeming to collapse into the past or the past bursting its containment and inhabiting the present. Stephen Greenblatt The Rise and Fall of Adam and Eve #sundaysentence #bookstodon #amreading […]

I made it home and paid my rent and I have nothing left in the tank, in a very literal sense according to my car who has been asking for an oil change since Idaho and for new tires since I headed south towards Tacoma.

The first thing Odie did when we got home was run to his room and make sure no one messed with his stuff. Minnie started running around the neighborhood telling her friends about the trip.

RE: https://kolektiva.social/@Montaagge/115636670467205313 Odie take the wheel

A late #caturday post because Odie decided that we needed to swap drivers. #catsofmastodon

Bad business & bad ethics demands boycott. No CEO in the world is worth that kind of salary. All companies rest on the shoulders of their employees - always. #starbucks #berniesanders

I have spent the last week on a road trip and now I have no idea what yall are on about.

Let’s Fucking Go. #yeehawfuckthelaw

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if teens can make a chatbot their first girlfriend, certainly i can make this large pepperoni pizza my first boyfriend

I tried to explain this to my mom and she bought Minnie hip medicine. #dogsofmastodon #caturday

I am a little fascinated by the idea of a "tactical, millitary grade hoodie" but then I wonder about my ad cookies that contributed to Bearskin thinking "we got em"

Learning about the breed of sheep that has evolved to eat only kelp and can no longer abide the grass of its ancestors. Perhaps one day it will return to the sea as a cousin to the seal and the dolphin

I expect boost posting, now that I see it in practice, is just going to get people to use the favorite button more to avoid the popup.

every computer is a laptop if your thighs are big enough

Bill Clinton consistently preyed upon people who were vulnerable, in one way or another

[SA, Uspol] I am kinda struggling with how Trump made his peace with the fact that he fucks little kids and we all know it in hopes of covering up that he sucked Bill Clinton's dick and I want to make a joke about it that isnt homophobic but it feels like the setup is pretty homophobic.

People only fantasize about colonizing space for one reason: in science fiction television shows people eat meals together on a casual, communal basis, in this essay I will

Sisterhood of the Traveling Ants (WOULD watch) #filmswithonelettermissing #hashtaggames

Hulu decided to ask me if I wanted to watch 10 things I Hate About You and a Knights Tale back to back and so I am sobbing about how we lost the best of us and trying to figure out if I have the strength to watch Brokeback.

I know how to deal with scams. I start screaming at them in Russian or Spanish when they call or text me.

The Internet was made for cats (@sindarina made this, with my cat in it) #cats #catsofmastodon #torties

RE: https://mastodon.social/@charlotteclymer/115533582937185824 I mean, realistically Chuck Schumer falls over to a stiff breeze so why not sign a change .org petition? #uspol

Happy #adhd treasure season (finding lost things in your coat pockets from last winter) to all who celebrate

Seattle's Mamdani is winning by an absurdly small margin over our incumbent mayor, who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot. Vote in your local elections! www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...

91 votes separate the two mayoral candidates in Seattle, but Katie Wilson has pulled ahead of incumbent Bruce Harrell and is now in the lead.

I think the most fucked up thing about the bottom buttons is that one of the bottom buttons gives you your side buttons back but worse.

It isnt so much that I wake up with a cat in my arms, no, its the waking up at 4 am when he slaps me in the face and asks permission to crawl in my arms, thats when I think "this is my cat."

I will let the update pass over me. When it is gone only I will remain.

The sheer fucking audacity of this mastodon update

NoNoNoNo they moved the buttons to the bottom, what have I done wrong? Why does God hate me? How can I fix it? #askfedi

Isn't it crazy how we have actual religious death cults in power of our governments who want the world to end and trigger the return of their vengeful god

There are two major ways that people do large expensive projects: private sector or the government. The number of public companies has been shrinking. New companies with promising futures are quickly bought out. Gold is up, real estate is up, there is too much money that wants to be invested […]

Jesus HOPPING christ. If you're a constituent, flood Schumer's inbox. Flood all their inboxes. Better yet, call them. Holy fuck. Why Does Schumer Keep Trying to Cave? How the Senate Democratic leader and his Gang of Eight keep trying to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory […]

Omg he sat on my lap

There is a Flobots song from like 2007 that calls on Nancy Pelosi and House Democrats to stand strong against the administration. It aged like milk, which is to say that 10 years ago it became so cheesy that it started making me laugh.

The Democrats won all their races. Dick Cheney is burning in hell. The MAGA cult is seething. It’s a great week.