I’ve been nominated for the FIFA prize for literature, oh wait, I just found out I won. Imaginary prizes are it turns out, very easy to win.

@borowitzreport.bsky.social nails it!

New data from @brookings.edu says the US is home to some of the most expensive cities in the world, and middle-class residents are struggling to afford a decent life for themselves and their families. 🧵 www.brookings.edu/articles/in-...

"Putin is a towering fool who will be remembered for a war against Ukraine that made Russia an energy colony of China and an A.I. footnote to Luxembourg." Well-said Tom Friedman: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/o...

#ICETerriorists strike again! This time it was with Rep. Adelita Grijalva! REPUBLICANS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS! VOTE THEM ALL OUT! #Voices4Victory

Sadists look for excuses to kill. Sadists in power look for excuses to kill in broad daylight.

I'll say what I said before. Put all Article III judges on a single level, have all of them hear trial, appellate and supreme court cases.

Our Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva pepper sprayed attacked by ICE 40 ICE AGENTS Adelita was trying to calm and ask questions of ICE They told her they don't care who she is MASKED ICE ONCE AGAIN ATTACK INNOCENT PEOPLE Thank you Adelita for trying to intervene and thankful you are ok

I wish I were kidding. Imagine lecturing district court judges for not assuming the Texas Republican Party was full of honest public servants who sincerely have the best interests of their constituents at heart.

International Embarrassment JD Vance “Anything going on?”: Vance returned to Hegseth’s Signal group chat to joke about scandal The inspector general's report revealed that the vice president made light of the controversy www.salon.com/2025/12/04/a...

it is insanely dishonest to characterize the reaction to the most corrupt pardons in american history as pro-police and pro-prison. fuck off

32 degrees but the red tailed hawks are back. They’re not as skittish as the northern harriers

Someone asked me a good question on here. How do we stop ICE from violating our constitutional rights. We don't. Our local elected officials do that job. Our Governor, or Sheriffs our mayors, Police. They stop ICE. With force if necessary. That's how you stop ICE from pulling us out of our homes.

He commits crimes against humanity to stop “drug traffickers” while pardoning a notorious drug trafficker. He attacks veterans while committing treason. Make it stop.

While it's still fairly difficult to prove a negative... Releasing the Epstein files would show who isn't in them, by showing who *is* in them. Might not be entirely conclusive, but it *would* be extremely strong circumstantial evidence.

NEWS --> Tons of fresh detail on what video of the strike shows: Rep Adam Smith says two men are sitting on capsized boat, drugs aren't visible. Rationale officials gave for killing is they *may* have been able to keep trafficking. "It's bad," Smith says. Read here: newrepublic.com/article/2039...

This gangster government steals everyone’s property and doesn’t care about the laws respecting the rights of creators. Everything they see belongs to them like the greedy leeches on this country that they are.

Trump is always sleeping on the job and knows shit about anything and everything etc

He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...

Without The Rule of Law, There Is No Law Enforcement open.substack.com/pub/resistan...

So, once Trump is finally deposed, will the Americans put anything in place to ensure such flagrant corruption and abuses of power can never happen again? Or have they learned nothing from this?

Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files HELLO WORLD... It's me the Epstein files 🎶 PLEASE RELEASE ME- LET MY GO🎶

Kristi Noem and Tom Homan hiring the best and the brightest for their new ICE Army. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami. They are lying to us.

I thought he was “not aware of the results. He hadn’t kept up with the election. Didn’t even know who the candidates were. Just too busy to care.” Such a lying sleaze ball. 🤮🤮🤮

JUST IN: Mike Johnson plans to swear in Rep.-elect Matt Van Epps on Thursday — less than two days after he won the TN-07 special election. As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.

LET'S TRY THIS!!!!!!!

When they can't even quite get a coverup straight, you know they're engaged in one lnk.thebulwark.com/3KCnNX9

Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and Kristi Noem are truly screwed and should lawyer up. Especially Kegseth.

This is too much.

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Legal experts say there is no basis in the US Constitution for a president to revoke pardons.

Agree 💯 With Mark Kelly......

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Release the Epstein files!!! Or I mean leak the copies please!!!! Someone.

25th Amendment now.

Pete Hegseth allegedly ordered the killing of survivors in the water after he had ordered an attack on their boat. If the US is officially at war with Venezuela (it's not) that is a war crime. If the US is not officially at war, that is murder Those are the options. (Cartoon Jonathan Brown)

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

This nation would be a better place if just one White House reporter had the courage to ask "what the hell are you rambling about, old man?"

In case you needed even more motivation to vote in the Midterm elections... #AccountabilityIsComing

Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video: “This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”

Jacob Frey: "We are here to respond to credible reports relaying that there are as many as 100 federal agents that will be deployed to the Twin Cities with a specific focus on targeting our Somali community. To our Somali community -- we love you and we stand with you. That commitment is rock solid"

Vaccinate your children, yourselves and your pets.

Gupta: These are the most credentialed radiologists in the country. No one is aware of any type of screening guideline that says as you age you should get an MRI of the heart and abdomen.

Brazil’s former Dictator Bolsonaro will begin serving his 27 year prison sentence for plotting a coup in his country. If only Merrick Garland had gotten the job done when we had the chance and sent the orange felon and his insurrectionists to jail where they belong. Scumbag.

Sabrina Carpenter responds to the WH stealing her song to use as background music in a montage of ICE arrests.