Vampire bro met someone in the line to enter a club, and soon understood the dangers of #caprice. The devilishly pretty blonde boy with sharp blue eyes ended up being too much for bro to handle. He came home 2 days later with sunken eyes and said "It was stamina beyond what I could match." #vss365

Once in a blue moon you encounter #caprice so powerful it makes you rethink your whole life. When Horus uttered the name of his long lost Brother and then faced the very wrath of Malcador, he knew he could have died in that moment all just to make a point to the sigilite, even as a primarch. #vss365

Y'all bring this shit within 10ft of me I'll kiss you

Y'all bring this shit within 10ft of me I'll fight you

Vampire bro got a match and showed me a guy with blue tips, great abs, green eyes, and a bunny outfit. I didn't see much difference from who he usually goes after, but for some reason he was entranced. He said, "Fate brought us together, the crushing #eventuality of him and me is real." #vss365

The #eventuality of it is in fact it's own worst enemy. It's hard to imagine it not happening and at the same time impossible to imagine how it will happen. Thoughts swirl through my head like the washing machine. Plans are made and discarded as I contemplate finally getting out of bed. #vss365

Just assembled the stupidest gayest most cracked Fortnite team in history, 2 of my bros who live in S Korea rnow somehow both online together and we just caught some epic Ws in zero build, all the while telling each other how hard we were for each other, they clowns I love them, as more than friends

Vampire bro bent over tograb something of the floor and felt a spasm of pain in his back, he said, "Idk what that was, but I don't like it." I knew it was a #bellwether for yoga, So i took him to my usual place and a dog boy in an "easy" pose caught his eye. Always, so easy to convince. #vss365

My #belwethers are curiously misarranged. My knees click loud enough for my neighbors to hear, but I have more energy. Liquor barely scratches me, but beer puts me on my back. I need more sleep but I rave longer and harder than the 19yr olds. I have more money, but don't whale on gacha. #vss365

Deadass I was about to click and I remembered who this was, what's the chance it's a trick? What's the chance this is just charalanahzard doing an experiment?

Because of our recent encounter with a honey trap sent by our favorite company, our coalition partners asked us to check in with the security team, so we set the meeting and when we arrived we met the prettiest hammer wielding fox, bro told me the sight alone was enough to #reinvigorate him. #vss365

The birth of streaming was the death of piracy. I remember it vaguely, it started with Netflix and went from there, I stopped using torrents, and I stopped watching anime in 16 parts. The old sites gaded. Then the overgrowth of streaming #reinvigorated the piracy, it feels like coming home. #vss365

Vampire bro went to meet a source who wanted to reveal information about the conglomerate we were fighting. I warned him, "If they're gorgeous, it might be a Honeypot, don't fall for it." He saw them and they were a gorgeous cat boy in heels and a poofy skirt and said, " #Perhaps, perhaps." #vss365

I saw a friend leave their phone on the table and walk away. I did the responsible thing any friend would and picked it up and put it in my pocket, purely so that no one else would take it. I then conveniently forgot I was still holding it. He started looking and I said " #perhaps call it." #vss365

Vampire bro was walking through a very shitty neighborhood when he noticed a flash of color, he saw the 2 femboy gyarus walking towards him and for a moment he overcame his lust to recognize the oncoming #catastrophe. He heard them call out, but pretended he didn't hear and took a turn. #vss365

Certain series lull you into a false sense of security and just as you think the battle is won and we can rest, it shows you something and when you realize what it's just shown you you feel like you've just been mugged. You feel like you need a refund and a shot after that #catastrophe. #vss365

Vampire bro was contemplating the word #extrude. He walked obliviously until he almost bumped into a drop dead gorgeous femboy in a tight dress. Everything from their hair, tone of voice, the cut of the dress, and their eyes, did something to bro. He said something extruded in his pants. #vss365

When you work with a word outside your little world, that's what it becomes in your mind. To see it appear outside is pure surprise. To me, #extrude is a tool in Blender. I use it to expand an edge or a face of a mesh, what do you mean it's an actual word and not just a keyboard shortcut? #vss365

Vampire bro went to the pier with no plans, and sat down to enjoy the view for awhile. He saw some people walking around with ice cream and decided to get some for himself. He saw an adorable ice cream selling femboy and went back for more. "I nearly cleared their whole #stock of sprinkles." #vss365

It's fascinating to observe the heights of fandom. We met a man outside a concert and chatted for awhile before he said he was on his way to buy more merch, he had just bought one of everything when a staff member came by for him, we asked what he was going to buy. He smiled and said #Stock. #vss365

May the gods of rendering be kind to me this night

hey speaking of fighting back against censorship: Michiganders, start calling/writing/faxing/in-person bothering your state reps about this!

We found out someone made a #synthesis guide for illegal aphrodisiacs, so we went to look into it. We bought some samples for Archmagos Tzrynska, but bro hesitated and almost kept one. He showed me a photo of a sweltering naked cat femboy and said, "Tell me you wouldn't hesitate either." #vss365

Gerald bought some #synthesis chunks and was excited. He added, drizzle starter, wind dough, synth chunks, double checked everything, and went away. The precipitation was fine, but the water made plants overgrow and block the roads. Akeley called, "You didn't preheat the synth did you?" #vss365

Vampire bro visited the courthouse today just to see where it was and what it was like inside. Once he confirmed all that, he walked around for a bit and of course, the opposition was still #conspiring against us and an adorable femboy in a very classy suit tried to put the moves on bro. #vss365

The old me conspired with my friends and together we hatched a plan. Buried in my memories, was the plan for when one of us reached the tipping point, when life sent us one too many bills, both financial and emotional. Suddenly we had plans to go out, get drunk, eat, and feel human again. #vss365

Our Attorneys added a new member to our legal team for the next phase of litigation against the comglomerate. We expected anything from a cosplayer to a literal dragon, but we got a gorgeous redhead femboy in a suit, if suits weren't boring. Vampire Bro said, "I need to #reign myself in." #vss365

The current theory of streamers is that the average vtuber is #reined in by the fact that they cannot show their face and as such cannot do IRL content mostly. But what they make for in that limitation is the proclivity the most magnificent sacrilegious things, your dog died? Let's gooooooo! #vss365

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Vampire bro met someone new, as happens, and went over to their place for the night. He came back and he started to tell me about it, he said, "Everything was going great until we actually got to his place and he turned around and gave me this look. I #flinched because the vibe changed." #vss365

Is it strange to think about what makes different people #flinch. One who grows up in the country will have no trouble wondering into a forest and One who grows up in a city will have the utmost fun visiting the shittiest neighborhoods, but switch places and it's a different story entirely. #vss365

Our magical seamstress was glowing with excitement so we asked what happened. She said, "Two of my customers outfits came out so well that the photos went viral and now I'm getting more business!" She showed us the photos and I thought to myself I didn't know #style before but now I do. #vss365

When did #style become so cautious? Why did the clothes that the people wear on the biggest days of their lives become so plain and insignificant? Why are so many allergic to color? Why are so many afraid of accessories as if they'll be charged by the hour? Why can't you all have some fun? #vss365

Our friend the magical seamstress actually asked for our help and said, "I can't believe I'm asking you 2 degenerates, but what do you think of this." She didn't make a lot of swimwear so she wanted our opinion. We thought it was bursting with untold #potential depending on who wore it. #vss365

The artist alley of any anime convention big or small is I think the purest example of #potential I've ever seen. Some of these designs came from another universe, some of these ideas I still soaked the Creator's sweat, others just make you smile. I've never seen a greater insult than AI. #vss365

Ong I need to fix this, my Oshi would be disappointed

Vampire bro went to the kitchen and started searching for something. He asked me if we had any energy drinks left. I asked him why he wanted caffeine at this time of night, so he showed me a pic of who he was going to see and said, "All I know is it's definitely going to be #exhausting." #vss365

I had forgotten my life before I started this journey. And I had forgotten why I set out in the first place. I had even forgotten what I planned to do when it was over. All I knew was #exhaustion. I knew I had to keep trying. Sitting on the toilet while constipated does things to you mind. #vss365

Vampire bro called and said he ran into an issue, someone made mirages of Elden Ring characters. They were at best a pain in the ass and at worst unbearable. I said I'd come soon, but he said the Miquella femboy was more than #bearable to look at so he was taking his time with this one. #vss365

I once heard a phrase, "It ain't what you don't know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know for sure that just ain't so." Maybe it isn't the unbearable that destroys us, it's what we think is #bearable but is killing us slowly day by day, night by night, always. Deep down we know it. #vss365

WIP

One of the coalition leaders held a fundraiser and invited us, on top of all the old friends we haven't seen in a while we also made a few new ones, we had some food, and predictably vampire bro found his next obsession. He said, "I want to take off his dress like the #wrapper on a candy." #vss365

Sometimes being known is abjectly terrifying. We construct these personas and we carry them around like an astartes carries a bolter. We never let go of it and we maintain it fastidiously. Then one day someone sees us for who we truly are, like they've unwrapped a candy #wrapper. Now what? #vss365

Vampire bro was distracted the whole day so I asked what was wrong. He said, "I think I need to find either a new gym or just a way to work out at home." He loved going to the gym so I asked him why and he showed me a picture he got sent and said, "Gym shorts have too much #power over me." #vss365

#Power dwells in the most inexplicable places. With those who deserve it the least, with those who stumbled into it, with those who had it forced upon them, and those who deserve it. Most of the time we see it in the hands of someone who realized they could just take it. It's that simple. #vss365

As we walked through the #doorway of our seamstress' shop, we saw the most beautiful red and black dress worn by a pink haired femboy. We chatted for a bit then we saw our friend sitting there with bags under their red eyes, sipping a redbull. That dress was as good as it was a pain to make. #vss365

We stood and contemplated the #doorway. We knew what the consequences would be if we were told between knowing that we should and fearing it so so much. My friend said, " If God closes the door, just open it and walk through. " The nail salon was upset with us as they were trying to close. #vss365

Vampire bro had some matches on one of his apps and we sat down to look them over. A few were really good but there was that one that stood out. We couldn't quite figure out what it was if there was something special about them. They sent a pic and we knew, we were right to take a #chance. #vss365