that time of the month, time to publicly expose my eternal devotion to the guy (messmer the impaler)

im pretty sure ive been shadow banned on twitter, lucky for me i didnt wanna partake in the standard twitter activity of endless bickering anyway...

im da king of da snorf

Greetings from High Command, We have some exciting news to share with you all at Sierpinski-23, a new anonymous confessions box! We implore you all to read the memo that will already have arrived or will be arriving at your offices and post boxes shortly. ~ High Command

Star-crossed #knights

there's never enough messmer in my opinion, i need more to feed my bottomless desire for messmer

might as well follow as many people that i also follow on twitter as i can tbh

new dni criteria for me: people who don't like jello or jello salad, you just don't know ball.

there are not enough words in the english dictionary to describe how much i hate generative ai

pov: youre messmer and ive had a little too much wine

I wish they had a version of the mound-makers covenant in elden ring, i wanna be a purple colored agent of chaos once more.

honestly i love making custom mtg cards for myself and my friends, peak activity.

i need all the messmer artists to show themselves immediately so i can follow them i need to inject copious amounts of messmer directly into my brainstem

I need messmer to kick me in the ribs before cradling me lovingly