One day my mom was in the hospital again and I begged the nurses to use the vein light. Their egos were too big for that. So when inevitably they couldn't stick my mom's vein, my dad whispered to the nurse "I'm fielded trained in the army, let me do it." (Part one)

Every now and then I'm like "let me try having bed fun with another adult person" and twice I have met men who didn't realize you have to prep for backdoor stuff, so nevermind

The only downside to correcting my low thyroid is I can no longer tell a few days ahead when my time-of-the-month is coming. I used to be able to feel it.

*Stares at my phone as it rings, not answering, as clearly something is wrong at work but I don't care*

Look at my whale shark, politely staying in this big circle

Headcanon that's probably widely accepted: Goku Black/Zamasu is gay AF My addition: Maybe asexual, or grey sexual. Zamasu gives ace but Black doesn't, which makes NO sense they're the SAME PERSON

Sack of shit c-nservative grifter down!!!!

Me: *threatens boss* One day I'm gonna take your glasses Boss: I'm gonna take your momma's dentures Me: Jokes on you! She doesn't use them! Supervisor: Candra clock out, you won

He's okay now, almost a year with three legs

Same dog two weeks apart. Check for foxtails.

HOW CAN YOU BE SO GOD DAMN DUMB THAT YOU LOSE KEYS THAT ARE IN A **BAG** IN A DRAWER?! MOVE THE GOD DAMN CLIPBOARD!!!!

Oh so now I HAVE to watch it instead of consuming it through Danny Motta

I love my friend's one eyed inbred cat that's so dumb that her female cat never had kittens because he'd rather hump knives

Boss: *ripped out his nose ring, putting it back in* Uuuggghhhhhh Me: I think that hurts. Boss: *high pitched voice* Just a little bit- AAAHHH!!!!

Horse hot take: If you're trying to educate me on the mechanics of a bit, but ride your horse in either a no-hit, or some variation of a hackamore gag, I am not fucking listening to you

Dragon Ball headcanon: Goku is asexual. He'd rather go fight. I highly believe he wouldn't have been married if Chi-Chi didn't exist.

Validation

The noseband is a bit short but I also just learned how to sew leather SO

I wrestled a giant round bale of hay, did my physical therapy exercises, decided to immediately go from 4 inch step-ups (??) to a five gallon bucket height to see if I could do it

I brought my horse trailer to my first physical therapy appointment Therapist: Just make sure you are doing your exercises Trainer: You need to be careful with her cause she will overdo it Therapist: Oooohhh - Me today, with my kneecap twisting, because I was showing off

More hanging beads for accessibility!! Still wish I’d thought of this sooner, but hooray for innovation and change! 😅 Currently working on a significant collection and will post it all this weekend in one go! #handmade #beads #necklaces

Problem: I can’t feel the fricking clasp to remove my necklace, especially when I’m stressed or my hands are shaking Solution: Bead (I should have done this from the beginning.) #handmade #jewelry

I love you (platonic)

I've been needing this shower

Depression, PTSD, or OCD intrusive thoughts?? The world may never know!!

I need my brain to stop making up fake arguments to make myself cry when I am sleepy

I had blocked my favorite boss cause I can't stand her being with an abuser who said she'll dump her in two years and I'm sad

I can't stand when people write with typed out stutters. Like STAHP

I am throwing this idea out there before I draw it myself, I want to see #umamusume Harvey Wallbanger the bison. He was legitimately racing in quarter mile races, SOMEONE PLEASE

**skirt

I've learned a stitch and I'm hype and wanna go see my shirt together in 5 minutes

I am going to a short leather sewing course today, so I can start the basics of making the horse headstalls I want to make that no one else will

Hydraulic hose popped off

Anyone else's dad buy trucks that you can hear before you see it?

Things that broke at work this month (car wash) Card reader, Entire hydraulic engine, License plate reader, BOTH gears that run the chain, One of the pistons that puts a roller fork up busted a leak I thought it was on fire from the smoke, The bar fell off of lane one

Can shit at my car wash STOP BREAKING (Bottom piston has an air leak)

On a mission to deliver dad his drone today cause I guess he needs it

It's nice having friends and a partner who are willing to stick up for you. Especially when they know the truth as well.

Back to regularly scheduled simping

You're not a good person. You beg us to leave you alone but you're the one who keeps coming back. Cry about it

You've been told twice in two months to credit the artist. It's not a "mistake" at that point. @mixypup.bsky.social

I think this shit's relevant again

I love this boy

Actually get confused with other people tbh

Ain't obsessed with someone I don't remember the name of

Been wanting to make a bandana skirt for a while

When we eventually release the ashes of toxic Grandma apparently she's literally a brick right now. Just a ash rock bouncing off canyon walls 😂

When you live rent free in their heads 👀

Funny how people just show up when you're glowing your brightest