Nathan Cleary discourse is DONE

Timing!

bbc.com/news/article... Spoiler: the only people with any sense in this article are women

Brazil waxed

I kinda miss the heady days of Bill English

Huh must not giggle

Further, Luxon says that only companies, the rich, and landlords should be beneficiaries

So Trump's been drinking the reflecting pool water hasn't he

Breaking: One Nation press conference

www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3609... I was going to ask if the cunt had a job to do, but honestly it's better if he writes dumbfuck books

Trump is suddenly so middle east friendly I wouldn't be surprised to see a deal for the river to the sea

Straight into the bottom of the birdcage

On the road to tipping perfection

Dw Seek I had enough sense to not trust you and I started the job today

Hardship for you, free parking for Tories

You know the United States has run out of goodwill when they deny a claim from Tehran that Iran didn't shoot at the Kuwait Airport, and you can't decide who the biggest liar is

Surprise: the long term plan is long term pain unless you're rich or a landlord

Wow older New Zealanders have no idea what prison actually looks like huh, explains their awful attitude around the justice system

Lol fuck the Bulldogs

Good news everyone, you can drive trucks on confidence now!

Don't care for the Cowboys but don't mind a laugh at the Gouldogs

To fill this unexpected break, we have the comedy stylings of Rob Schneider

Fair play CNN called it

Would have managed to top Obama and Seth Meyers if successful

Butter chicken tsunami? That sounds racist AND delicious

www.zerotackle.com/there-is-onl... It's got to be Christchurch. Brisbane 2 should wait for team 22 when we split the competition into conferences

See the problem with Auckland is they try to walk it in

My denial about being linked to Jeffrey Epstein press conference is raising a lot of questions already answered by the press conference

Oh so the thing you said you'd fix no matter the world events won't get fixed

PM forgets Mrs O'Learys cow

Lol fuck you Ricky, fuck you Canberra, up the wahs

Hopefully tomorrow is the proper start of me getting THE FUCK out of customer service/admin and into manufacturing Immature me would have thought this was a downgrade, today me will need to be paid $50 an hour to answer a phone again

Kudos to the AT staff (looked like a train driver) and cleaning contractor who assisted with a medical emergency at Pukekohe this morning. I could add nothing so stayed well clear but even though this won't be seen, figured it should be said.

Work! Not permanent but at least a set roster until the end of the month

I'm very certain US foreign policy has almost always been Under No Circumstances Learn From History

Boiling off a lake to do what you could have done with half a bottle of vodka and a keyboard

The cafe owner trying to bullshit you into paying $55 for flavoured bean water with a flower patch mulched into it OBVIOUSLY thinks it's worth it

Jeez the US military loves taking down their own. A selection of their recent efforts:

Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: “Today more than ever, it is essential to remember that one can be against a hateful regime as is the case with the Iranian regime…and at the same time be against an unjustified, dangerous military intervention outside of international law.”

I mean fuck the regime but this is very good

Fox AI try prediction is why AI is worthy of ridicule. It tells you *something* based on *something* and it ads exactly NOTHING.

That ought to be an eight point try, but nobody's going to penalise Ponga #nrl

Nope, looks shit. Back to the workshop

Someone let those bootlicking cunts in the coalition that if we enter a war, I'm going against the fascists

As a New Zealand citizen, I am utterly disgusted, but not surprised, by the comments from Luxon and Peters this morning. Absolute lapdog shit, licking at the boots of empire and fascism. NZ used to be respected for our strong and principled leadership. #nzpol

Absolutely incredible ad placement

Since it's all good now, Canada can bomb Palm Beach

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

How are all the MAGA dipshits in Dubai doing today

This wasn't on my parlay