Oh so the thing you said you'd fix no matter the world events won't get fixed

PM forgets Mrs O'Learys cow

Lol fuck you Ricky, fuck you Canberra, up the wahs

Hopefully tomorrow is the proper start of me getting THE FUCK out of customer service/admin and into manufacturing Immature me would have thought this was a downgrade, today me will need to be paid $50 an hour to answer a phone again

Kudos to the AT staff (looked like a train driver) and cleaning contractor who assisted with a medical emergency at Pukekohe this morning. I could add nothing so stayed well clear but even though this won't be seen, figured it should be said.

Work! Not permanent but at least a set roster until the end of the month

I'm very certain US foreign policy has almost always been Under No Circumstances Learn From History

Boiling off a lake to do what you could have done with half a bottle of vodka and a keyboard

The cafe owner trying to bullshit you into paying $55 for flavoured bean water with a flower patch mulched into it OBVIOUSLY thinks it's worth it

Jeez the US military loves taking down their own. A selection of their recent efforts:

Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: “Today more than ever, it is essential to remember that one can be against a hateful regime as is the case with the Iranian regime…and at the same time be against an unjustified, dangerous military intervention outside of international law.”

I mean fuck the regime but this is very good

Fox AI try prediction is why AI is worthy of ridicule. It tells you *something* based on *something* and it ads exactly NOTHING.

That ought to be an eight point try, but nobody's going to penalise Ponga #nrl

Nope, looks shit. Back to the workshop

Someone let those bootlicking cunts in the coalition that if we enter a war, I'm going against the fascists

As a New Zealand citizen, I am utterly disgusted, but not surprised, by the comments from Luxon and Peters this morning. Absolute lapdog shit, licking at the boots of empire and fascism. NZ used to be respected for our strong and principled leadership. #nzpol

Absolutely incredible ad placement

Since it's all good now, Canada can bomb Palm Beach

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

How are all the MAGA dipshits in Dubai doing today

This wasn't on my parlay

Hasn't changed shit but there's no longer a media panic over a murder

We live in hope www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

How I guffawed

Thunderstorms do produce a good opportunity to spot planes I never see in Waikato - Hainan 787 and Qantas Retro 737

What a weird bunch of motherfuckers

To enable people to plan accordingly, the New Year's Test in Sydney has been replaced with a T20 game

Men will do anything except go to therapy

One of the most grossy offensive images I've ever seen

The United States: Merry Christmas, God Bless you all and also we're starting a holy war in Nigeria

Laughing hysterically dot gif

A broken clock etc

Man it's weird seeing *squints* Marjorie Taylor-Green being the voice of *adjusts glasses* reason on the right

Work till you die, also no holidays fuck you if you don't like it

Erm 👀 #nzpol

Few fucking weird scores today

Which is better

It's tempting but where do I stand legally

Because there's no jobs and the Tories hate everyone who doesn't have one?

I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast

Sucked in by public pressure the Police have reinstated high speed chases causing untold amounts of death and damage The same organisation also revenge prosecuted the victim of a sexual assault in a high power relationship because she complained about the boss Fuck the lot

Nothing represents to banality of throwing AI at everything like the Noel Leeming ad I just saw. Young woman replacing her mother's old flip phone, the sales lady says great camera, packed with AI and it still flips. Like what the fuck lol

The country is basically a tinderbox and we still sell fireworks to the stupidest people in our society (excluding libertarians)

Luai is a cat

Not a question I have ever been asked before

www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360... Goodie! Nazi academy

bbc.com/news/article... The collective IQ of Mississippi has risen significantly

bbc.com/news/article... Thin skinned dipshit

All of my streaming apps are down, what the fuck am I supposed to do, talk to my loved ones?