Me: I mean, my mom "diagnosed" me with everything. ADHD, autism, demons...
Therapist: Wait, demons?
Me: Yes.
Therapist: Were you, like, "BLAAAARGH?" *rolls eyes upward*
Me: No, just disobedient sometimes.
Therapist: Do you think your mom may have had something going on?
Me: Demons? Maybe.
7 months ago