so at this point i'd say this is pretty damn clear evidence that profile picture changes affect engagement. y'all are stuck with chubby cheeks vijay for the rest of my time

parent 1: "come quick, babe! The baby is about to say her first word!" baby: "g- g- g-" parent 2: "go on, sweetie, you can do it!" baby: "graphql should only be used in orgs with over 500 engineers"

i heard that in wisconsin there's 100 different words for cheese

it took me an emberassingly long time to realize why bank of america called their chatbot erica

i did not realize until well into adulthood that dora the explorer is a wordplay of exploradora which is literally explorer in spanish

the layout of cheese options in grocery stores is a thinly veiled depiction of the class divide in society. in this essay i will

i saw a post the other day about how trader joe's used to serve free coffee and i haven't quite been the same ever since

pluribus spoilers the avocado toast moment was once again excellent visual comedy by vince gilligan #pluribus

threads has really opened my eyes to the fact that most of us are dumber than the rocks we tricked into thinking

threads has really opened my eyes to the fact that I really do love intelligence, and a lot of you are people.

why do grocery stores always have like 3 different places where they sell cheese

i wrote my opus magnum in first grade

hearing flawed mangoes live would probably heal me

pluribus spoilers we are all john cena on this blessed day #pluribus

1 like and i will post artwork from my brief deviantart era 12 years ago

is there a version of ffmpeg for women RE:

threads has really opened my eyes to the fact that I really do love people, and a lot of you are intelligent.

this is a milestone i've been waiting to hit for a long time now. as a parent of young kids, it's so damn difficult to find the time and build the discipline to regularly work out, but with enough diligence, i've finally managed to bench a plate. only up from here 💪

i'm quickly learning that many of you don't have the attention span for this show #pluribus

benched a plate for the first time

pluribus spoilers well i think it's pretty obvious at this point how carol getting her eggs frozen is going to be a relevant plot point #pluribus

pluribus spoilers keep in mind that at any point carol could've asked them to make the voicemail shorter but no she has to listen to the whole damn thing every time #pluribus

pluribus spoilers lmfao they made a group chat and voted specifically to not include carol #pluribus

never forget

lmao why does this clip of sonic frontiers footage look like it was generated by ai

wait what's gonna happen with hbo

hot and maybe a bit of a socialist take but: the future of ai is decentralization. as hardware and model capabilities continue to improve, there will come an inflection point where a large percentage of ai use cases could be satisfied entirely on device. if you think about how computer hardware […]

very insightful jokes about yottabytes

wait wtf since when has there been insights on link clicks

december in san diego

well this is a first

ask an llm to tell you a joke. so many of them will respond with: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! RE:

people be like: i have a threads crush their actual threads crush:

software microsoft floppy disk was there an erectile dysfunction epidemic going on during the early days of computers?

solo leveling is like anime junk food. nothing of actual substance, but goddamn is it fun to consume #anime threads

dear algo show me only posts that are either vehemently pro-ai or anti-ai wait

dear algo show me more posts of people who think graphql is a good idea

seems legit, i wonder how this made it through the spam filter

plaintext emails are goat, they look exactly the same in every email client

blinkit, huh? can't say i've heard of it https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRz1HL7ESMD/

spotify wrapped is basically useless for anyone that has kids

vijay, or very insightful jokes about yottabytes

woah bun joined anthropic

use only one image to convince people to follow you RE: https://www.threads.com/@brooksrocco/post/DRvXg_YDnzE

shoutout to my sub 1000 followers friends pulling in millions of views a month

holy shit i just set up my mac mini with my macbook to my side and accidentally moved my cursor towards my laptop and it... worked? i'm now using my laptop from my mac mini?? what is this black magic???

river flows in this ratio

i can't tell you how lucky it feels to be part of this journey, i truly believe this technology will change the world for the better

these models are coming out so fast the ad campaigns aren't even being updated in time

cursor i love you but you need to stop choosing keyboard shortcuts that are already taken, cmd+k is for clearing the terminal dammit!