Our 28th wedding anniversary today, him indoors would have got less for murder 😬😂 #anniversary #Saturday

Say hello to the latest addition to the mad house - meet Mad Frankie Fraser, little bro to Reggie and Ronnie the poms 😂 #cats #kittens

Own design. oversize, peplum cardigan finished hurrah!! I went with odd stripes for the sleeves #Knitting #oneoff #mohair #handmade

Morning gang, a productive start to the day … 🤣🤣🤣 ✅ Cat shite cleaned up ✅ Dog vom cleaned up ✅ Battery booster charger bought ✅ Coffee drunk Have a great Tuesday all #tuesdayvibe

Reggie back from his zoomie walkies with his little light so him indoors can see him in the woods, little sister Ronnie has a red one ☺️ #dogs #pets

I didn’t eat the sticky roller 🤣🤣 Morning all, have a super Sunday #sunday #dogs

So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Have a great day all, I had promised myself I’d wrap the prezzies way before #ChristmasEve - that went well, guess what I’ll be doing later 🙄😂 #Christmas2024 #christmas

#PastryVarietyInASongOrMovie Pasty Life - Elijah Woods

Afternoon all, as per the morning has galloped away with me. Hope you all have a day that’s as wonderful as you #KindnessMatters

Can we get this shared 1,000 times for the NHS?? 💙 go.bsky.app/QSu8Fdi

#BlackFriday the day you buy a pile of shite you don’t need because you just can’t resist a bargain 😂

Morning all, what a cracking night we had yesterday! Poor him indoors was virtually dragging me along on the way back to the car as my back gave out, ended up looking like an old bag lady sitting outside the carpark as I literally couldn’t take another step 🤣 Have a great day friends ❤️ #thursdayvibe

And we’re in!! Front row seats thanks to the youngest daughter @mrrickygervais.bsky.social

Grinding salt on my chippies and thinking ‘hmm, must be empty’ might help of you took the top off the grinder Gail, now got a salt mountain atop the delicious morsels 😂😂 #fail

Hi all friends from that other place, do give my lovely friend @tinks-tara.bsky.social a follow. We all need to stick together ❤️ #followback #friendship

Had the loveliest afternoon yesterday at Alexander House Hotel with my sisters for number 3’s 60th. A delicious afternoon tea with Prosecco & a big discussion on what goes first on a scone, jam or cream #Cornwall or #Devon Ate way too much as is my want so a day of slumping is in order 😂

@knitknurse.bsky.social hi lovely Helen ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

So far today I’ve made this - I fecking hate gigantic balls of yarn that mysteriously tangle themselves in bastard knots whilst you’re asleep oh, and it’s still bloody freezing, although all the winding and twiddling has warmed me up 😂 #knitting #ThursdaydayVibes

Hmmmm….not sure what’s going on but it would appear that I’m either unable to like posts or reply or I can’t actually see my likes and replies. All very odd 😳

Note to self….don’t bother to try AI stuff Gail you’re absolutely shite at it, although I am crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣 Wasn’t deliberately trying to make myself look like a Ferengi or a Klingon, it was an attempt at a face swap with the Grinch 🫤😂😂 #AI

Morning all, him indoors won’t put the heating on the miserable barsteward so I’m sitting here shivering, got a hot coffee though so my hands should start working in a min. Stay warm lovelies ❤️ #cold #winter #Wednesdayvibe

Watching repeats of the original Star Trek which reminds me of this blinding joke… How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three…the left ear, the right ear and the final frontier 🤣🤣 #joke #laughteristhebestmedicine

I know I’m not hideous but can complete strangers please stop with the ‘hello pretty’ DM’s I’m not a parrot 😂😂😂 #weird

Having awoken to another load of weirdy ‘hello’ messages and invites to the Illuminati, I’ve made a corporate decision to unfollow accounts who randomly jump into my DM’s. That doesn’t include friends from you know where, those are always welcome 🥰

Morning all, who’s got snow? Do send your pictures as I’ve not got any - meh 🫤 mind you, kinda glad as I haven’t moved my delicates into a safe place, plants that is, as I’m a lazy biatch 😬😂 #snowday #tuesdayvibe

Morning fabulous people in my phone, ended up eating way too much at lunch yesterday, had to be rolled into the car & spent the evening slumped in front of the telly. Best meal I’ve had in ages at The Grumpy Mole in Oxted, I had a curry to die for! Have a great day all, love and hugs ❤️

Well that’s me fooked, hairwash and shower with the shower head falling on my head mid sploosh & me pinging my back & neck out & nearly going apex over doodah. Buggery whatsits 🤬 at least I’m semi ready for late b’day luncheon tomoz with the fam for him indoors, where’s me pills 😂😂 #saturday

Or get told you’re a scrounger with a free car because you’re disabled, a brexshitter because you have the temerity to believe something different or a leftie fuckwit just because they can.

Wishing my beautiful, funny, kind, wonderful daughter Amber, currently working out of Nassau, the happiest of birthdays! We love you to the stars and back and miss you sweetheart, will video later #birthdaygirl #birthday #daughter

Does make you wonder if people actually read your bio. Mine clearly states NO DM’s (obvs ok from friends who’ve migrated from that other shitshow) yet so far I’ve had several “hi’s” (fairly innocuous) and five invites to join The Illuminati 🤷🏼‍♀️😂😂 #FridayVibes

Thank you everyone for the follows, it’s bloody brilliant to connect with all you X refugees as that platform seems to be imploding a tad. Soon to be a receptacle solely for dodgy Chinese tools that’ll land you in hospital, weird bots offering to get your account back & maga loons 😂 #XisToast

Afternoon Blueskyers hope your day is going well. I’m currently watching this absolute gem from 1954 😂😂 #thursday

Cripes, made it to 1000 thank you all 🥰 Have a wonderful Wednesday everyone

Morning all, this has to be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, hope it brightens your day ❤️ #wednesdayvibes #happyhumpday

Ready for him indoors 70th birthday - blasted hate wrapping but I have got him a badge - which he will wear 😂 #happybirthday #seventy

Morning gang, just 101 to go to reach the heady heights of 1000, will follow back pretty much everyone, spesh if you’re a refugee from X (formerly Twitter until the space loon trashed it). Here’s my new Xmas Gingerbread Rat to cheer your Monday 😂 #monday #followback

Good morning all. A day of reflection this morning thinking of those who’ve lost their lives in the theatre of war and praying that peace can prevail. I wish you all a day that is as wonderful as each of you are ❤️

Morning all, going to start posting here more often. That other place has turned into a shitshow, I’m being relentlessly harassed by a complete lunatic whilst X do sweet fa. Police have been and taken away his messages but the futile fuckwit is incapable of stopping. Have a great day ❤️

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #716,712! 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

How it started versus how it went, first day at school for these little sweethearts 🤣🤣 #kids #school

It’s a bit windy out 😂😂😂 been to Death Valley Hospital in Dartford with him indoors, he got the all clear thank goodness, now back at home. Have a great #FollowBackFriday all ❤️

Managed to get the old face on, mri of my neck just done, thank you to our amazing #nhs Home now via the chippy ☺️❤️

Morning all, last few hours of owning the family pile before it passes to its new owners. 60 years in our family, time for a new chapter. A last photo of my late mums pride and joy, her garden ❤️ #family #newbeginnings

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Are there more of you that I know from the cesspit that is X on here? Give me a follow and I’ll repay the compliment 🥰 #XisBroken #Friendship #FollowBack

Morning all ❤️ Just woke up to find this - why?? I’m crying with laughter, I have a cat on a hat. Of all the places in the house LouLou could choose, she plumps for this 🤣🤣 #cats #CatsOfBlueSky

And just like that she’s back off to the job in Miami, I’m determined to get over there as soon as possible. If anyone on here is in the vicinity it would be great to meet up ❤️ Missing my beautiful Amber already, here she is (left) with her beautiful friend Camilla 💖

Loving having my daughter over from Miami, trip to the family home before it passes to its new owners after 60 years in our family, little jaunt round the garden centre and a moment of reflection in the garden of remembrance. We have a new friend Little Andie the axolotl

Crikey it’s been a while since I was on here, forgot my password too 🤣 Have a great Thursday all ❤️