Pre #PAX giveaway time! I am going to mail ONE lucky winner (USA address only) 1 hat of their choice + 5 Magic card buttons. Just share this post, like it, and reply below with what hat you want from my shop. Follows nice, not required. Winner drawn on Mon, March 30. ko-fi.com/divisionten/...

Secret Lair, Monday: incapable of selling me the thing I want because trash system is trash. Secret Lair, Wednesday: marketing email about coming back soon to spend more money when I wasn't able to spend money previously Excellent work.

Of course I could buy the fish deck instantly on eBay from scalpers who don't even have it yet for $250.

Typical SL horse shit shopping experience. Wait in line only to be told to go fuck myself during check out. Small indie company can't be asked to do any better.

Opened a case of TMT boosters and what a deeply unenjoyable experience that was.

Little jealous of folks who determined they won't buy any of the Turtles set after seeing all of the rares/mythics. If any of the cards are Standard playable I'll have to buy them anyway and that's the worst part of UB for me. I can't skip a thing I really dislike if it wins tournaments.

Into the Floodmaw might be the second best card in Standard, right behind Quantum Riddler.

The combination of being disheartened about Magic and being incapable of buying Riftbound locally or online for anything near MSRP is really making the week a drag.

Had a customer tell me about this one today and I rolled my eyes AUDIBLY.

Tomorrow probably determines how much constructed Magic I play for the next 6 months. Neat.

Modern sure is rancid right now. Games aren't good, fun, or interesting and I'm not sure the powers that be at WotC give a fuck what's going on as long as commander players buy booster packs.

You wouldn't find me in an 11 hour cEDH finals because 90 minutes in I would get DQ'ed for USC Major when I told someone to shut the fuck up and play.

Spotify on my drive home hit me with "If I Could Turn Back Time" by Cher followed by "Bling-Bang-Bang-Born" by Creepy Nuts.