Going to Ed Gein's house for dinner. He's serving cunt.

Say what you will about the comedians who agreed to do Riyadh. But after performing under an oppressive regime, they'll be so primed to host late night American tv.

The biggest takeaway from Trump's health scare is that spironolactone is frequently prescribed to people with his heart condition. So Mr. two-genders is currently on HRT.

All the news reporting Taylor's album drop while neglecting her promise to contribute all proceeds to Gaza aid is gonna radicalize some bitches and I'm here for it

My toxic trait is my favourite cuisines were all on the other team during WWII

If the US erasing due process from the constitution 'because of a coding error' isn't the most dystopian shi...

Institutions will not give you the information you need to overthrow them. That's what queer comedians are for.

A recent paper suggests that our entire universe could exist inside a black hole and honestly that would explain a lot

Imagine dragging a table into the freeway across 3 lanes of traffic, pulling up a handful of chairs that only your friends could sit at. And any time someone honked or yelled out their window, you bombed a hospital full of children about it.

My gf sent me this, and when I opened it I read the ad as a comment. Yeah little teapot, you been drinking hella weed for sure.

The problem with the music of the last 10 years is, specifically, Sam Smith's falsetto.

For the first time in US political history, it didn't pay to be a convicted sex offender. Sucks to be Cuomo.

What the hell? What the helly? What the heliocentric model of the solar system?

Y'all we're siding with Iran and Tucker Carlson. That's how bad things are. Let that sink in.

Remember when servers used to make like $6 then the special minimum wage was eliminated and businesses all cried that it would bankrupt them but they were literally fine? Don't listen when your employers tell you they 'can't afford' to pay you a minimum wage.

I just discovered Unstable on Netflix. I didn't even know Rob Lowe had a son with Frankie Muniz.

The up escalator is the most inconsiderate place to fart

Iced coffee is gay but cold brew is homophobic I don't make the rules

Anyone else ever have to pee so bad your teeth hurt?

We can send billionaires to space but we can't make a single printer that works

At this point I'm waiting for them to cancel French class for teaching pronouns. Conjugating verbs is woke business amirite?

Obsessed with making ITYSL memes for trans folks

Pope Francis already hard at work up there

When the dysphoria hits

Gender norms

White women when you tell them your pronouns are they/them

Trans women when they think about their past lives:

You can always tell if a woman is trans if her name starts with A

The housing economy is suffering because millennials won't stop buying eggs

Summertime is for the gays!!! I'm gagged to present THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT as my selection for this year's HEAT WAVE at @revuecinema 🔗🎟️ Link in bio 🎟️🔗 Check out the entire HEAT WAVE series at revuecinema.ca

THEY HAVE DEPORTED A TWO YEAR OLD CHILD BIRTHRIGHT CITIZEN This is why I have no patience anymore for people playing games with this stuff.

Good luck maintaining a functional registry without folks with autism

Just here for the zipline

Me and the girlies discussing the US economy

Campaign to add Caitlyn Jenner, Gal Gadot, JK Rowling to an all-women's Blue Origin flight that doesn't make it back

Being cast in a Harry Potter film has a greater regret rate than trans-affirming surgeries

Guns don't kill people. Men kill people.

I don't want to be rich. I just want to be able to write my little stories and tell my little jokes and not die of malnutrition.

The Mars Volta is the Dan Flashes of music

I think about this a lot

Throw like a girl

Papaya > avocado

Queer book recommendation 1 of whatever: YR DEAD by Sam Sax. I heard @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social recommend it on TikTok. I'm only 40 pages in but it has such a grip on me. Told in the time between when they light themself on fire and when they die, the book dances vibrantly across time and space.

This is huge exciting news!!! Can't wait to see this.

No amount of money could afford you the lifestyle you want. Because what you really want - leisure, time, fulfillment - is liberation.

In France, an Americano is typically called an allongé Baristas of Canada, do with this info as you wish 😉