We’ve gotten lax on gate keeping and now my mom and my grandma have the same wig as me… 😔

I went to church for my grandpa’s funeral and left with the knowledge that I will be going to hell because I am not saved. But it was a nice service otherwise.

Are being a daddy’s girl and having mommy issues two sides of the same coin? 🤔 #mommyissues #daddysgirl

Everytime I get mad a someone for being stupid I have to check myself because if they’re dumb they’re just dumb and I can’t blame them for that.

It feels good to watch someone run for the train and actually make it. It’s an embarrassing experience for me when they don’t. #BlackSky

I feel like the American version of pretty much every white ethic group is the worst version.

I can tolerate dumb people. I cannot tolerate dumb people who refuse to read directions.

Every so often I am overcome with by how much I love Whitney Houston. I miss that lady.

My Uber rating: 4.91. My Lyft rating: 5. My credit score: unmentionable. My ride share ratings reflect that I’m a good person. My credit score just reflects that I have student loan debt.

Professionalism is when a woman earnestly tells you that she needs a restraining order against the FBI because they put a bug up her butt and are spying on her, and you keep a straight face while asking clarifying questions to better assist her.

I refuse to applaud people for being reasonable, but I do co-sign the below sentiment

Are first dates just initial consultations?

Why do people drink Brisk when Arizona and Snapple exist? That said, feel like Brisk is its own drink, it’s not iced tea…

I feel like people who intentionally misunderstand me for the purpose of shifting the context of a conversation to avoid having to concede that they were wrong or misunderstood a situation are childish, unserious, and intellectually incurious.

There is a specific brand of white woman who says “for sure (pronounced fer shur)” in a dismissively condescending way. I don’t fuck with her one bit.

Sometimes I think I take having empathy for granted.

When things feel hopeless, it’s even more important to find the hope. This is hope.

Cool cool cool…I personally can’t afford a staycation, but I hope he had a blasty blast on his taxpayer funded underwater escapade

I’m now the kind of person who fast forwards through storylines I’m not emotionally invested in when streaming shows. I think I’m a worse version of myself.

The President is telling the IRS to give him $10 billion rn

I have once again found joy in rewatching @olurinatti.bsky.social interview with Eric Adams. The way she had him fleeing from topic to topic looking for a point to stand on made my heart full.

I don’t want to know what the strait of hormuz is and how it’s closure impacts global economies and economic markets, but I do. And I blame America for that. 😭 #straitofhormuz

If I cared for a child the way I care for myself I’d legitimately go to jail. That’s wild.

Fox News ran 4,100+ headlines on trans policy in 2025. On Epstein files: 610. Five times more coverage on existence than documented exploitation. That’s not news. That’s manufacturing

The leopards strike again

I don’t understand why carpeted bathrooms were a thing at any point post-germ theory.

In rewatching Scandal I’ve had to grapple with a hard truth: Olivia pope had great taste in coats and we misunderstood that as her having a great sense of fashion. This is a hill I will die on. #scandal #oliviapope #hottake

Trying to be an financially independent bad bitch in this economy has me considering dire situations like disturbing my own peace by dating a man in order to reduce my cost of living.