Republicans: *enact policies that will get us killed* Democrats: “Guysssssss this is so meannnnnnn.” *turns to us* “heyyy you got $5 to save democracy?”

The US government no longer recognises my gender, but it’s okay because I long ago stopped recognising the legitimacy of the US government 🙃

Y'all are always talking about a "good guy with a gun" until there's actually a good guy with a gun, then it's all "I don't condone violence."

“You’re a professional classical musician? I bet you listen to symphonies all day long.” Current playlist:

Eighteen Thanksgivings ago, I nearly froze to death playing piccolo in one of the coldest Macy’s parades in history.

We have so much PRIDE in our brave boy. A friend sent Rupert this lion’s mane when he fell ill, and tonight he has donned it for our family Halloween, which we are celebrating together this evening.

As you're beginning to cycle holiday music into your days, could I humbly suggest this medley that Spouse and I recorded last year? I wrote the arrangements, Spouse did the recording and mixing, and it's me on flutes and him on drums. It was a really fun project! youtu.be/-gkm3Z7wLys?...

We’re nailing the cozy vibes over here.

This is Rupert. He’s 5 years old and he has three legs and terminal cancer, but he’s still smiling, snuggling, and getting up to mischief every day. He is my whole heart, and if you’ve been following his story on Threads, I’ll be sharing the grief and the miracles here too.