Roughing the passer, really an unforced error 🫠 #nfl

What do Ice and LLMs have in common. They both just need more training, and everything will be fine. #original #joke

> rolling around grabbing his leg ... The tone was very dismissive. Could be a carrier ending injury, but I guess it sucks to be him. #nfl

With four interceptions, NE should have more points on the board. #nfl

I'm feeling bad for this QB now #nfl

So you've been living in a war zone for like two years now, with no end in sight. So have some more kids. Good idea. 🫠

What will be the number of state troopers who get injured or killed trying to protect Gov Walz, when the feds kidnap him? None Cops will never protect you from cops. #uspol

Those reporters are being mean. They're making Josh cry. #nfl

> stud, war daddy #nfl

That ref was happy that the player took his helmet off, so that he could call unsportsmanlike conduct, after getting yelled at. 😆 #nfl

The Bronco's coach always gives me the sensation that I have too much saliva in my mouth. He's always got a mouth full of what I assume is chewing gum. #nfl

I wasn't paying attention. The game can't be a tie. So they keep playing OTs until someone wins? #nfl

I just noticed that the collar on the Wendys logo looks like it spells MOM Not so much with this one. The TV commercial I just saw had the coloring a little different. #tvcommercials

I don't really care who runs, I just want a good game. So far it's a good game. #nfl

It's still making me laugh days later. This response: > Nice try, FBI Got me blocked 😆

Second reception in the end zone, which gets dropped. #nfl

Claude AI tag line is There Has Never Been A Worst Time To Be A Problem 🫠 Really? How about the problem of folks burning down the planet by creating AI slop? Can Claude do anything about that problem? #aislop #tvcommercials

Damn. I could have caught that. 😆 #nfl

It would be quicker to run the chains out to take the measurement. #nfl

> You know that chucking API you were working on last year? > Ya > You know that never went to production. Fuck me. Cluster fuck of a product which kept getting management attention because I was always late. And the client never really wanted it. What a fucken waste of time. 🫠 #work

I called my reps, and had a short message for them "abolition ICE". #uspol #abolishice #fuckice

I'm in a small Signal chat which focuses on computer security / Internet privacy, and folks keep posting urls with trackers. 🫠 On multiple occasions I've reposted the clean urls, and folks say thanks. Then they just do it again the next day. #rant #ihatelazypeople

If you block me for pointing out that your post makes you sound like a fed, maybe you are a fed? 🤔 #uspol #nicetryfbi

Abolish ICE That's the entire post #uspol #abolishice

If you don't like the way the software is working, because it could be done better, that's a feature request not bug. Go talk to whoever write the original requirements, years ago. #work

> Seagull manager, flaps in, makes a lot of noise and shits over everything. 😆 From Down Cemetery Road https://ramblingreaders.org/book/165125/s/down-cemetery-road #books

We want to turn off this dev instance, are there any projects using it? A dozen developers drop the names of like 30 projects into the chat. 🫠 #work

Over the last 90 days I've played 549 puzzles. I'm hoping this counter balances all my doom scrolling 🤔 😁 @lichess

@backpackandsnorkel Alt text pls

> warm it in That was the phrase used by a phone rep who was trying to get me to the correct department. By staying on the call and talking to the rep I was going to passed along to. I still didn't get transferred successfully 🫠 #firstworldproblems

Alt text pls

If this isn't the time for unions to step forward, I don't know when it is. #uspol

The secret to a long term relationship is to stick it out long enough that you're too old to start over. #advise

Basketball is so boring. And I'm just watching the highlights reel on YouTube. #basketball

So many of us love Dilbert, it's unfortunate that he's associated with Scott Adams.

I'm already earning a living from the byproduct of go fast and break things. So I'm well positioned for vibe coding to take over. #work

From a snoozer to embarrassing. #nfl

It would be great if they would stop showing slow motion replays of players getting injured. #nfl

This game is a snoozer. #nfl

I'd feel bad about not calling and emailing my elected representatives, to tell them that they are spineless fucks expert for the fact that my partner does this enough for three people. I'd still not do it, as I don't believe that they care what I think about them. But I'm glad my partner is […]

Things I won't care about after I'm dead 🧵

Scope Of Chinese ‘Salt Typhoon’ Hack Keeps Getting Worse, As Trump Dismantles U.S. Cybersecurity Defenses This helps my argument that what we have is more gangster ism, than fascism. Fascism includes nationalism, and protecting the country. What we have happened is making the country weaker […]

Rep. Luna Threatens Journalist With Prison For Posting… Public University Bio https://www.techdirt.com/2026/01/09/rep-luna-threatens-journalist-with-prison-for-posting-public-university-bio/ #fascism

I'm hoping to miss the entire Winter Olympics. If I catch any of it it will be because I run out of anything to watch on multiple streaming services. #Olympics

I know Josh is tall, but damn how short is this woman? She's making he look 7' tall #nfl

@KnaziHunters Alt text pls

Instead of seeing three replays, of almost every play, I'd be fine with two replays and a shot of another fan who's dressed up. #nfl

Instead of showing me all these SUVs and trucks off-road, I want a real world environment. Like a parking lot with speed dumps. Because everyone slows down to 2 mph regardless of how many commercials they watched before buying that thing #tvcommercials

Someone pointed out protein is now being advertised everywhere and I can't unsee it now. Even Dunkin Donuts had a sign in their window. #advertising

I keep seeing actors who have a large gap between their two front teeth, and it's really distracting. #tvcommercials