> If you're a constituent, flood Schumer's inbox. Flood all their inboxes. ... I'm glad you're optimistic that he cares about what people think. And I hope your action works. Best of luck. 🛸

> Today's #tesco cashier had a persistent cough. I gently asked her why she wasn't at home, recovering. She told me she had bills to cover. That was rude. You already knew the answer to your question. If you can't stop yourself from talking to strangers, tell them you're sorry that they are […]

I just got paid $50 to take a survey about AI, where I basically answered each question with AI sucks and it should die. 🛸

I must say, of all possible fashion statements to make, having your ass hang out is an interesting one. 🍑 And one I'll never miss seeing, if it ever goes out of fashion. #fashion

Ya, please don't do this > return !this.invalid;

Gemini why is this element showing on the page when it includes the "hidden" attribute? You've died and are now in hell. You are a CSS bitch now. 😆

> Deescalate all conflict which isn't with the enemy Live Like the World is Dying podcast Episode: This month on the Apocalypse, October 2025 #podcast

Vamoose Ok, everyone needs to start using this word again. In my case I'm not sure I've ever used it. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vamoose #words

Why leave two timeouts on the table? 🙃 #nfl

Get a receiver who can catch the ball when it lands right in their hands 🫠 #raiders #nfl

Football games are like writing code. The last 2 minutes takes 80% of the game #nfl

@vicfroh Alt text pls

Here's a holiday message, since I'm seeing Christmas commercials already - Adults don't need presents 🎁 Stop buying presents for adults 🎄 Holidays are for the kids. #stopbuyingstuff

Bowers gives the defender a little shuffle step 😆 #nfl

Everything my partner washes the dishes, they stack the dish drain like it's some sort of strange physics experiment. 🛸 See how they can stack objects in defiance of gravity.

So ice agents are still getting paid, but not air traffic controllers? 🫠 #uspol

@AAronL1968 Alt text pls

Unscheduled DR exercise this morning , when my attempt to update my password resulted in locking up my work laptop. ⛓️‍💥 The self service options to fix that didn't work, so a reset password is being sent to my manager. 🎟️ I don't have my manager's phone number, and I don't know how frequently […]

One good thing about Organic Maps is they are still calling it the Gulf of Mexico. @organicmaps

Why does Dak have some guy with a cape on the front of his uniform? #nfl

@trumpwatch.bsky.social Alt text pls

Brother love After my brother Chris died by suicide, my other brother Dave tried to kill me. Here’s how I survived > I tried to distract myself with a local nursing job, but the Delta wave of COVID-19 struck, and patients in Florida argued with me, called me a liar, and sometimes spat at me […]

> Indeed. Almost no one in my life, including my closest friends, and especially my online friends, have a clue of when my birthday is for this very reason. That's the wrong response to the problem. Those people are not hacking you. The correct response is to demand legislation which forces […]

Trying to make juice from a mix. Powder - use this much to make 8 cups / 2 quarts Empty jug says it holds 64 oz / 1.89 liters The measuring cup holds 2 cups / 16 oz / 1 pint. How many apples is Sally left with? I guess my grade school math teachers are laughing at me from the grave […]

The unions should have the pilots remind the passengers that air traffic controllers are working without pay.

Would you get on a plane, if the company wasn't paying the pilots? Air traffic controllers are not getting paid, and folks are still getting on planes.

The movie ticket will be $12.79, or $11.59 if I can get a senior discount. 🎟️ What goofy math are they using to come up with these numbers? 🛸

I don't understand how the lottery expects me to keep buying tickets, when I never win. 😖

I'm that reply guy. The one who reposts your link without the tracker. #stoppostingttackers $cleanupyoururls

> Blew my mind to learn that there are people out there that claim to be leftist and/or against fascism that do no know that Antifa = anti-fascist. ... Ya, those folks don't exist. But I know you have a daily post quota that you need to meet. 🫠 #subtoot

Ok, there is at least one example of a baseball game which isn't boring. #MLB #worldseries

Finally found someone to play chess with at a family gathering. This time I decided to just bring my chess set and set it up. My nephew has a "Little Brother" who I hadn't met before. He knew the basic rules, and I took four pieces off of my side to even things up a little. #chess

My 6 year old grand niece made me feel really old today by showing me all the things which she has 3D printed. Disclaimer - it's her father's printer, and she's just downloading recipes (or whatever they are called) from the Internet. #3dprinting

Got a DM from some random guy asking if I was interested in trading "Binary". 😆 What does that even mean? #scammers

TIL that addiction is covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act, making it easier for developers to build / convert houses to "recovery" housing. #todayilearned #ada

> Take it easy on that hammy #nfl #tnf

@msfreepress Please start using alt text. I'd prefer to not have to block you.

The Dems will pay consultants asking them how to deal with SNAP getting cancelled, when what they need to do is spend that money on food and give it to people. Or better yet, give people the money. #uspol

Someone, correctly, cc'ed a bunch of email distribution groups. Waiting to see how many folks, incorrectly, Reply All. #work

> a type of aircraft “known to have delivered small arms, military supplies and even mercenaries That doesn't narrow it down much. #subtoot

Can they replace catchers, like pitchers, in the middle of the game? ⚾ #MLB

@HerFreedom Alt text pls

I guess a requirement for being a professional baseball player is to spit a lot? 🤢 #nlb

I know it's just a stupid TV show, but the lawyer is just sitting there doing nothing when their client is being accused of murdering, when they have been diagnosed with dementia four years ago. Do your fucken job. 😠 Unforgotten Season 1, episode 3 […]

> Tends to mute followers w/o posts nor bio Ok, ... but you're following me 😆 #subtoot

The TV show is really bad, if I can't leave it on the channel even with the sound off. #tvshows

New shingles vaccine could reduce risk of dementia https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2024-07-25-new-shingles-vaccine-could-reduce-risk-dementia #sciencesaveslives

As someone online pointed out, this would be a good point in history for the Democratic party to open food pantries across the nation. #uspol

Got my flu shot today 💉 #flu #vaccine #sciencesaveslives

No I'm not going to donate to the campaign you created to help fund food banks ... which are only located in blue states. #subtoot #BlueMAGA