And for my next trick, I shall return the shogunate to the throne.

Bro, you better not be misinterpreting my legacy and creating a nation of soldiers without borders to ensure that warriors will never become an obsolete class.

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I AM LIVE! It's my new 2.0 model debut! Come hang out! www.twitch.tv/gunkey_ #vtuber | #ENvtuber

How it feels having a good stable job with great benefits in a field outside of your chosen career path

I remember having such huge plans when I was getting into streaming because it was such a monumental task to me. Now, content creation is something I do so casually, Ive found myself wondering what my goals are. What do I want out of this? What do I want to do?

www.twitch.tv/gunkey_ WE ARE LIVE! Streaming MGSV all eepy like... Come hang out! #vtuber | #ENVtubers | #voiceactor

Hey #Vtubers I sent you tail pics pls respond!

got a DM from a random user from the Vtuber discord full of Vtubers and they're asking if I'm a Vtuber I think they're onto me...

Taking the water excess from my dehumidifier and putting it through my water filter This will either be the cleanest drinking water I've ever had or I am going to become violently ill

I really can't get into a life of crime... I accidentally cut an old man in line at the grocery store and I still feel awful (っ °Д °;)っ

A guy wearing way too much PPE at work today was asking me weird questions about a thing someone in that much PPE would know. He was asking about like John Part basically like he'd never seen it but the division that wears that PPE works with that part specifically

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Now that I have disposable income I have learned a terrible truth. The reason I've been stable up until now is not from a need to save, it's just because I HATE SPENDING MONEYYY

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We are eating pocky together but with a complex series of muscle movements, I rip the pocky out from your mouth and eat it the entire thing whole. We then proceed to kiss anyways. with tongue.

www.twitch.tv/gunkey_ WE ARE LIVE Playing system shock 2 with @a12flames.bsky.social Come hang out #vtuber | #voiceactor | #gumbus

WE ARE LIVE! Playing MGS Delta! Come hang out! #vtuber | #envtuber | #metalgearsolid www.twitch.tv/gunkey_

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

Got a new job in aerospace, have no experience Get told that the job is actually crazy easy and simple anyone can do Get onto the factory floor MFW seeing quantum formulas and acronyms that are standard that I have no clue This is crazy easy- to a master's graduate...

Just saw somebody shoot a dude in the left butt cheek with a blowgun. Taking the term Crack Shot to a whole new level.

I just want my chocolate milk you have to be fucking kidding me

Funny addition, apparently the EM capacitor has a unique chemical interaction with the material of the suit, causing it release radioactive isotopes which is so fucking funny. Most video game ass trade off. Drains your health for invisibility.

Apparently the military developed a suit that has the ability of rendering someone invisible utilizing nanotechnology and an electromagnetic capacitor and it's only like $10,000??? It's sold out too. Who bought it? Guess we'll never find out

this kind of stuff gunks my funk

Getting a lot of firsts in my voice acting journey Unfortunately, it's my first recasts and my first 80/20 clients...

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Fallout New Vegas is a horror game D: #vtuber | #fallout | #envtuber

WE ARE LIVE i am being hunted like a gazelle Come hang out! www.twitch.tv/gunkey_ #vtuber | #envtuber | #voiceactor

www.twitch.tv/gunkey_ WE ARE LIVE! Streaming AI The Somnium Files and detective-ing it up! Come hang out! #vtuber | #voiceactor | #envtuber

Stream schedule for this week! We got some silly games lined up here! Detective shenigans in AI, Fallout New Vegas Randomzied, and I drafted @a12flames.bsky.social to play System Shock 2 with me >:3 Be there! #vtuber | #envtuber | #voiceactor

Started picking up writing again. Just a little project for me :3

In case you think I'm FUCKING around, BOOM! The ads on these shirts are at least 13 years old. No clue why they were stashed in the ventilation.

Just found 2 T shirts???? Hidden in a vent at work??? Old Xbox advertisements at least 8 years old??? Weird shirt going down on my last day

Everything reminds me of her...

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Stream schedule for this week! We'll be playing the new PEAK update and then doing some MGSV to prep for the co-op mod >:3 Be there! #vtuber | #envtuber

I was too tired to focus so zo caffeinated but now I'm so caffeinated I'm too anxious to focus (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

Voice actors seeing an anime/game casting call (I am voice actors)

Broke: I lost everything in revenge, making revenge pointless. I will give up this futile quest and save what I can of my life. Woke: I lost everything in revenge except you, our lives have been swallowed by this game of cat and mouse. This is all we are now so let's fight for eternity.

www.twitch.tv/gunkey_ WE ARE LIVE! Playing #PEAK with @a12flames.bsky.social Come hang out! #vtuber | #envtuber

Birthday clown arrives with my son's cake. My wife motions to cut it with a knife but I stop her. "heh, let me handle this." I say as I rest my hand on my sheathed katana. I draw my blade for only a second, faster than the eye can blink. The clown is dead in one fell strike and the cake is preserved

I don't like the name "Friendslop" games. Pfft, what if they made games were you play games with your friends and had fun? Pfft slop soulless cringe

Favorite piece of Abiotic factor lore is how all of southeast Asian folklore wants Abe Stern dead. He never did anything to wrong the spirits they're just in it for live of the game. The Leyak from indonesia and Krasue from Thailand.

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Why am I getting ads for apps that track my ovulation cycle??? I don't???? I lack the facilities for this application. What is, going. On???

My manager was like "Yeah I know you stream but idk how much you know about the corpo vtuber scene" I?? Have never??? mentioned streaming??? at work??? Either way, my manager may or may not be one of my regular lurkers

www.twitch.tv/gunkey_ WE ARE LIVE! Walking you through how I make my D&D oneshots! Come hang out! #vtuber | #voiceactor | #d&d

just woke up from a 3 hour nap.... where am i.... when am i...