Always getting myself into a mess

The dogs made me snooze the alarm

Tucked in 🛌

The water is cold here in Palm Springs (as you can see) but it’s still twice as warm as the winter weather back in #bumfuckidaho

Another reason I’m falling in love with Palm Springs. Private backyards with perfect weather to do some outside painting in the middle of winter. 🎨

Too cold for full nudes

Daisy Dukes

Looking for work? Plenty of room for growth under this desk.

So…socks on or off?

I feel like boxers are making a cumback - feelin like a sexy planes man in the bloomers out in the woods. 🏕️

If you look real close you can see Bigfoot over there 👇🏼

Up here big fella 🤠

Innies and outties. Young Burt Reynolds bush. CDLP jocks are pretty fucking great btw.

Decent views in Bum Fuck Idaho

Might need to lay off the cheeseburgers 🍔 #tummytuesday

Have you seen my dick? 👀

So a few questions for you fellas out there: 1. Why does workplace restroom lighting have to be so good? 2. If you wear Nike jocks - does it automatically make you more athletic? 3. Last, & most importantly - if you can sell used jocks and socks, surely there’s a marketplace to sell bellybutton lint

Aus Christmas hits different. 🎅🏼

Work thirst

Choose a side

Waiting on that coffee like…

Literacy is key 🔑

Pro tip: zoom in for bellybutton lint 🤌🏼

Hogs up

Wet girl summer