The question over who is to blame for the Eagles offensive struggles is over now. It’s Patullo. Can’t scheme anything. Get him gone.

British Brooks sounds less a football player, more a book I’d get my father-in-law as a stocking filler. #NFL

Hell of a comeback on the season by the Giants.

It is the New Year and I am an adult so I can have a Baileys cheesecake ball with my breakfast

This has been the Christmas where the eldest has discovered #IndianaJones and that makes it a win.

A mixed bag win for the #Eagles first half very good everywhere. second half D balls, but the offence got very, very conservative and it nearly screwed them.

Officiating has been… inconsistent. I’m being polite.

Wife has the Kardashians on and I’ve just walked in to hear one of them say they want to have a “book burning party.” What. The. Fuck. Eat the rich.

One nil up under the cosh & take off two of your most experienced defenders for a youngster and a players whose not played in how long? Amorim is his own worse enemy and it’s not even close. #MUFC

This has been the most epic, eclectic and eccentric half time show I’ve ever seen. I’ve loved it. #NFL

Got my wife #BonJovi tickets for Christmas so as a little side gift to go with them, I got her a Bon Jovi colouring book. Here are a selection of some of my favourites.

The one Mandela Effect that most people will be victim to, is thinking Aled Jones sang Walking In The Air on The Snowman #TheSnowman

I do think the makers of @flightradar24.com messed up with their Santa tracking this year. Ain’t no way he’s in Norway right now. NORAD bang on the money.

Only one thing guaranteed when you do Elf on the shelf and that’s at some point, your kitchen side is gonna look like Panlo Escobar has been round.

Monday and already reduced to disco napping.

Me: Right, last week of work. A couple of projects to finish. Some Christmas shopping to do. Couple of school performances and the odd job here and there. It’s gonna be tight and we’re already flagging but I reckon I can do it. My son, at 1 a.m.: how about I vomit? #FML

Awful news about the Reiners. What a truly tragic weekend. Thoughts with everyone who has suffered, from this, Bondi, Brown and beyond.

That one counts BG!

Might have only ended in a field goal but that was another good drive by the eagles that easily ends up in more. #FlyEaglesFly

Hurts to Smith for 43 yards is filth and I love it. #FlyEaglesFly

This has to be a get right game for the #Eagles - no excuses. Let’s get this clicking birds!

Me: 'I'll just order this gift for my wife.' Brain: 'Don't forget, she's been dropping hints about this too.' Me: 'Great work brain, well remembered! I'll just sort this then onto that.' ... Me: 'Ok Brain, what was that other thing?' Brain: 'What other thing? What are you on about?' #Christmas

Rest in Peace Sophie Kinsella. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

We are top of the league, said we are top of the league! Really don't know how this bridge hasn't been sorted yet. Causes absolute chaos every time & with more & more distribution hubs being set up in the area, it's mad that nothing has been done to address this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Now it’s #Christmas!

I do not know how any decision maker at #MUFC can look at this performance and the body of work put out this season, and think that Amorim is capable of being the guy. So stubborn and inflexible. Can’t take a game to teams. Players aren’t playing well, but they’re capable of more. Much more.

I once again regret to inform everyone that I’ve captained Mbeumo in FPL which explains his performance thus far #MUFC

Well done Lando Norris!

Can’t see this beer without wondering what Dave has done. #RedDwarf

It’s 1998 all over again 😂🙈 #Scotland

Finally, it’s apt to say ‘game’s gone lads.’ Fucking corrupt as fuck. #WorldCupDraw

That was the sound of billions of people doing a little sick in their mouth. #WorldCupDraw

Anyone wondering why Mbeumo didn’t get involved today, I captained him in FPL #MUFC

Mazaroui has been solid in that centre back role tonight. #MUFC

Netherlands and Spain taking a stand after Israel allowed to compete in Eurovision.

I know the jury is out on Sesko but when you watch Zirkzee’s link up play, you realise what we’re missing right now. #MUFC

Diogo Dalot is emblematic of Manchester United at the minute. He frustrates me so often, I could easily see a better player in his position, but my god do I really love it when he scores. #MUFC

No wonder there’s no Christmas special this year.

Wife out. Kettle on. Mince pie ready. Let the season begin!

Anyway. Tree up. Haggis eaten. Family round the table. I am very much in my happy place.

Wondering what my kids will figure out the truth about sooner. Santa or Haggis? Happy #StAndrewsDay everyone. Alba Gu bràth. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

You can make a case about firing everyone today, but ultimately what’s lead this team here over the last few months has been the ineffective offensive play calling so you absolutely have to fire Patullo. Season is over. This team wins nothing. #Eagles

JALYX HUNT LETS GOOOOOOO

That’s more like it Eagles. Shame about the XP but life in this one yet.

Welp, this opening quarter has gone horribly so far #Eagles

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... for all of this read "I am racist, but too much of a coward to say it to someone's face."

You can’t hurt me, I watched the Eagles blow a 21 point lead at Dallas and then United lose to a ten man Everton. (I am hurting)