Shootings Enjoyer Shot while Defending Shootings, while Shooting Happens Simultaneously One State Over 'merica

We’re cooked as a species

oof

This sounds crazy after yesterday but honestly there is a chance I'll enjoy watching the Twins more now than I did over the last couple months. Expectations are low, hopes are gone. Maybe we get the Emma era started at some point over the next couple months?

Foucault's Boomerang once again and always proving true

People give her so much flak all the time but I honestly don’t know if I can name a single public figure that is currently alive that I respect more than Greta Thunberg.

The Twins winning streak is so powerful not even my presence I. The ballpark can stop. Magical stuff

Surely the „Free Speech Defenders“ on the Right will Stand up for this kid right?

so are we just gonna lose our entire roster to injury today or

usually terrible baseball makes me deeply uninterested in watching but this is SO bad I can't look away

What a year to be a Twins/Brewers fan

Larnach ABs are a pleasure to watch so far

Anyone got a sausage to give to the fellas?

what even is a balk

someone say baseball is back?

The actual people in control of our government sound 1:1 the same as 4Chan’ers lmao

Festa was enjoyable to watch pitch today 🙏🏻

😂

Loser of this gets annexed by the winner btw

I know it’s not Kendrick’s choice but goddamn the self censoring for TV sucks. It’s 2025 and Karen I promise you that your saintly god fearing little Becky has heard uncensored Not Like Us multiple times by now

This game has big Twins Yankees ALDS vibes if you know what I mean

Going to be very strange going to Miller Park and not hearing Bob Uecker's voice in the halls.

Anthony Santander could be a good short term stop gap until Emma/Walker are ready….

If the Twins can unlock even just a little bit of Cartaya’s lost upside this is an incredible heist

stay away from her

The country desperately needs more unions and stronger unions, and growth like this is how unions get stronger.

Twins things I'm expecting and looking forward to seeing in 2025: - Emma's MLB debut - Edouard Julien rebound year - At least one of David Festa or Zebby Matthews emerge as a real #1/#2 level SP - Matt Canterino finally makes his debut and plays a big role in the middle of the bullpen

NOOOOOOOOO

As a former leader of the Max Kepler Fanclub on the other site, I'm gonna need time and space to process this news

Derek Falvey he is literally our type, pls

Idc what anyone says I will not allow myself to hope for a Roku Sasaki Twins arc, good things don’t happen to me

Idk what Toronto gave up but if Cleveland actually got really good prospect(s) while getting out from underneath that terrible contract just because he statpads Gold Glove Awards, I’m might quit the sport

Lmao huhhh

Listen, Sleep Token is very good on the ears ok?

I understand being up in arms about the amount of this contract, but remember Steve Cohen is worth an estimated $20+ billion. I feel like being disgusted by that fact is more valid than directing any negative feelings toward Juan Soto.

i bet the Yankees fans on the bird app are being very normal right now

Cheap Poolads getting outspent by John Fisher now

Saw a comment hours ago on a TikTok about the UHC thing that was just „Thoughts and Deductibles“ and i havent stopped thinking about it since

Now admittedly whoever put the hit out on the UHC CEO is probably someone with equally immoral and unethical business goals but I will not let that get in the way of my schadenfreude at this time

Oh South Korea is bringing the good old classics back I see (extremely reactionary right wing military dictatorship)

Have the Twins done anything yet

I've been so out of the loop I'm just now finding out Farmdawg is a Rockie 😢

Not sure if this makes the Royals better tbh

A fucking steal for a guy with the potential of Beef Stew IMO

Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time in his last 2 months...

Am I the only one considerably underwhelmed by the Twins options in Free Agency? The crop of talent the Twins would be in the market for (so not Christian Walker/Pete Alonso) that I also like is very small. Tyler O'Neill? Kinda like the only one I can think of.

the one major improvement Bluesky needs to make is to DMs, I can't spam the homies with images and gifs anymore 😭

80%

Greggory shitposting on bluesky, it's truly taking off now