Me: Time to go give my yearly blood tithe to the vampire doctor secret society Roommate: It's your yearly physical, Adrian... Me: Yeah, how else are the vamps supposed to know I'm still ripe for the draining?

Them: You can't use your knowledge of mathematics to draw a valid piecewise function cute kitty picture on desmos! Me:

Don't you just love the feeling when you think you're all stretched out in bed and then, suddenly, you find out you can stretch even MORE? Best feeling.

Got my good Samaritan badge today. I resisted throwing my banana peel out of my car window as there were cars behind me. Wouldn't want them to slip on the peel and spin out.

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(1/6) Have you ever considered the immensity of infinity? Within it contains everything: all knowledge Every life, every death Every breath and moment in existence, Encapsulated in one beautiful creation. It is life - life created to witness infinity And to savour every finite moment,

Being on bluesky and NOT being an artist (I can write, but like, I can barely draw stick figures) is a bit odd. Everyone I follow is an amazing artist of some kind, and here I am... Just another furry. And I wouldn't trade it for anything else. Keep drawing, and I'll be the admirer.

Checks clock: 620am. Me (to cat): "Guess it's time to get ready for work." Gives a little ear scratches to cat. Big stretch Throw off covers Sit up 645am. Son of a-

Regardless of what you believe in, I hope you find peace and rest this holiday season. So merry Christmas, happy holidays, and praise be to our capitalist overlords. And congratulations on making it around our star once again! (the cookies are a plus)

Ah, to return to normalcy after a con... It feels weird, like I am out of place here. Like I've boxed up a piece of me... Post-con blues? No - just reflective. Like I've moved from world to world and back again in a weekend. I didn't expect such a reaction, I'm not usually nearly as... sentimental.

Had such a fun time at #MFF2024 shoutouts to @cheercreativity.bsky.social , @fretthedeer.bsky.social for helping me through my first year suiting and making the con awesome! I already can't wait for next year!!!