Just normal skeleton things

Urge to travel back in time and drink the primordial soup

Physics

Buses'll sneak up on you

Oh shit hashtag game changer

Finding new GUI bugs in skate. (At least it's not the "Return to Session Marker" bug today)

skate. is a pretty good game

I hope Standard players are really excited to see these two for the next three years!

BOOOOO, THAT REF FUCKED ON JE'VON

Yes, we've had frog splash, but what about second frog splash?

I give the Speed titles six months before they get unified with the North American championships

CODY REMEMBER WHAT ARN ANDERSON WOULD TELL YOU TO DO

This match is good, but it's suffering from the fact that I saw Becky and Lyra do a better version like two hours ago

Cody Rhodes and John Cena might be the two wrestlers in WWE with the most ineffective finishers.

NOT THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE

I like the concept that John Cena just instinctively does the Attitude Adjustment, like if someone woke him up unexpectedly he'd just pop up and hit them with it

FIND THE CROWBAR CODY!

I think both I and Cody were expecting more pyro there

What, AJ Styles got hit in the groin in a match? No way!

Also Jacob Fatu's theme is good too, again particularly compared to other recent themes

Also Solo's theme is a serious banger, particularly compared to the majority of other themes that have been introduced since

There's no way the MFTs could interfere in this open-topped steel cage match!

BAYLEY NO

Becky and Lyra are just inventing new spots for this type of match and I am here for it

Lol at Lyra accidentally getting her hands out of the zip tie and having to put them back in

GET OUTTA THE WAY PHOTOGRAPHER

This cash-in is single-handedly saving the last hour of this show.

SETH ROLLINS IS HERE! HIS KNEE IS FINE! ROLLINS WINS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

Probably should've cut five minutes out of that, but CM Punk wins the world heavyweight championship

Once again I have to applaud the long-brained choice to have Gunther's match sponsored by The General.

Once again CM Punk's entrance lasts long enough for people to go "Wait I don't remember Cult of Personality going like that."

I watched this fucking shit match only to see Orton and Jelly Roll lose, so thanks for nothing, SummerSlam is ruined

Oh my god end this match please

Jelly Roll carrying on the legacy of such wrestlers as Kevin Federline and Jay Leno

Huh. Okay, good for Tiffany Stratton.

Wade Barrett trying to claim the announcer tables are made of steel :|

You know, with all the terrible slop themes WWE wrestlers keep getting saddled with, let's take a minute to be glad Bronson Reed still has this good theme.

That's right, Roman Reigns is now available over the counter.

Cardi B is here to remind you that SummerSlam would be exclusively musicians and social media influencers fighting each other if WWE could manage it, but instead they have to settle for having wrestlers on this wrestling show.

It's time for the Summer Fest!