@the-vengabus.bsky.social
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My longest yeah boy ever
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15 days ago
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just so yall know im serious
20 days ago
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my corporate job was soul sucking and my nonprofit job is soul sucking so like now what
22 days ago
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my psychic told me im gonna tear my acl twerking 🤥
23 days ago
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9am at woodmans listening to xcx world
24 days ago
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goodnight bisexuals!!!
24 days ago
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a thai iced tea hate to see me coming
26 days ago
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no resolutions but to continue to become hotter and crazier 🥂
27 days ago
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i love gay flirting 🫨
about 1 month ago
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everyone knows almond moms but no one talks about almond dads. this man just made me a bloody mary with v8
about 1 month ago
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hey now hey now
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about 1 month ago
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my psychiatrist: “i don’t see autism as a concern, but i do see that for you” my therapist: “you know technically i’m not allowed to diagnose, but you definitely meet the criteria”
about 1 month ago
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trader joe’s had honey pearl grapes
about 1 month ago
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i hope i meet nardwuar in heaven
about 1 month ago
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been sitting on a heating pad for like 10 hours. that’s probably fine
about 1 month ago
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getting wasted at my company’s holiday party is my favorite sport and i always win
about 1 month ago
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as a girl stoner with a prescription for beta blockers i feel very represented in hollywood by rachel sennott
about 1 month ago
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need a mango lassi and a bad bitch in my bed right freaking neow
about 2 months ago
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whoever put a curse on me YOU WIN!!!!
about 2 months ago
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the clock hits 5:01 and my weed pen come rolling at me like a can of chef boyardee
about 2 months ago
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god dam it. i’m crying over spilled milk again.
about 2 months ago
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realllly into wikipedia at the moment
about 2 months ago
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all of these probiotic sodas. be an adult and drink kombucha already
about 2 months ago
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years ago when my ex and i broke up he texted me on christmas and i replied with this
2 months ago
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Stereogum
2 months ago
#tbt
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your swag is broken? have you tried turning it off and on again?
2 months ago
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unclogged my weed pen
#womeninstem
2 months ago
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everyone say happy birthday bunny!!!!
2 months ago
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day two without ritalin and i was going to brush my teeth but i started cleaning my bathroom then i took a picture of a new tote bag i bought then i drank my cup of water then i put my lunch in the oven then i built my cats a fort and then i brushed my teeth
2 months ago
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About to board the flight and realized it’s very important to me to make sure that lose control by missy elliot is in my downloads on spotify
2 months ago
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vegas is so expensive the last two nights i had dinner at a 24hr sbarro
2 months ago
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i have been in adult disneyland for days almost entirely disconnected from the real world and while i was getting absolutely blasted drunk at 2pm today american politicians decided to perform in a truly unbelievable opposite day
2 months ago
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BREAKING: i will no longer be paying taxes
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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speaking french with this waiter and i cannot tell if we’re flirting or if this is his schtick
2 months ago
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there are jacob elordis everywhere for those with the eyes to see
2 months ago
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i just started crying at the bar of the guy fieri restaurant because of this
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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going to drain my bank account this week i fear
2 months ago
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gooning at the airport
2 months ago
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ariel pink and john maus being at the capitol on january 6 was like 9/11 for people who wear doc martens
2 months ago
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therapy hit so good today i’m about to lift a car
2 months ago
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i have half of a casetta sandwich in the fridge 🥹
3 months ago
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my brain when i’m trying to do math
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3 months ago
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my fucking god the people in the office building next to my apartment have seen me naked far too many times
3 months ago
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the current state of my fridge would go viral on edtwt
3 months ago
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brother loves a cheeto
3 months ago
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took a nap in jeans. is god even real
3 months ago
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sometimes talking to my mom on the phone feels like community service
3 months ago
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addison rae my beloved 💝
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3 months ago
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i’ve spent most of the workday on my phone why isn’t it 5:00 yet
3 months ago
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dog my yoga instructor tonight was my psychiatrist
3 months ago
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