Coming along 😮‍💨

Being a gay man and having a gay man as a therapist really is a fucking game changer.

Blue booty

Is twerking with a load in your ass called a protein shake? 🤔

Doomgooning: when you use a prolonged bating session to escape boredom, distress or responsibility.

I need more daddies bossing me around… thank you for coming to my TED talk 🙏

The thing I miss most about living in New York are all the dark haired, chubby Italian boys… you don’t get any of that in Seattle! 😩

I did end up going to the prerelease and it was fun! The first guy I played was a little salty about all the removal I was running, but the other two folks were really nice and I ended up one of my matches!

I’ve been playing Magic since 2011 off and on and I’ve finally mustered up the courage to sign up for a prerelease event… but now it’s in an hour and my social anxiety is convincing me not to go lol

I go into a flow state whenever I think of dick sliding down my throat ✨🍆🧠✨

My fucking thighs and my waist are the same width 😂

Wouldst thou like a dump truck?

Despite the cut, my legs do not want to stop hitting PRs every week lol

Can I be a findom, but the only thing I drain from my subs are Magic The Gathering booster packs and singles? 🤔

💗✨*~please stop inviting me to the club~*✨💗

Now that the straights have started using the word, “gooner,” do you think they’re on to me when I buy a tub of albolene from Rite Aid?

Made the decision to start buzzing my head… I’ve been slowly going bald since I hit my 30s and I’m too proud to get one of those glue-on toupees, so I guess you can call me Caillou from now on 👩🏻‍🦲

I’m five years late, but I just beat FF7 Remake on my Switch2 today! As someone who genuinely never, “got,” the FF7 hype, I certainly do now. I love these cast of characters so much. Instead of diving right into Rebirth, I’m gonna wait for its Switch2 release in June to really let it all sink in.

Sunday gunday

Do you address your boss directly when you feel you’re being micromanaged?

Does anyone else have a hard time doing hardcore Dom/Sub power dynamics in romantic partner relationships? My brain barricades it off to romantic partners and idk why. I really wish it would not because I think it is ultimately hindering me and my satisfaction in relationships.

Happy Submissive Saturday 🐷🔒

I have 2 magic the gathering pods & am looking to expand into a dedicated monthly event for queer players. I currently have 2 venue options: one that serves alcohol & one that doesn’t! If you had to choose one over the other for casual magic, which venue would you gravitate towards?

Is it spring yet? 🫠

Didn’t think that post would blow up today and kinda surprised it did, but thank yall for the love 🥰

Pillion’s marketing has been so strange… idk if they’re trying to ride the Heated Rivalry wave, but the movie is so clearly not meant to be romantic or, “hot.” If you view the movie for what it is, it’s a cautionary tale about how we can lose ourselves in someone when we are deeply insecure.

My children 😭 (for all Pokemon does wrong, they sure know how to kill a PR campaign.)

Gonna try this thing where I force myself to post more and see what happens… 🤪

I’m still alive. Got a new job as an athletics director and it has been kicking my ass in all the best ways possible. Other than that, down five lbs since the start of my cut a month ago and just chugging along. ❤️

Pillion fucked me up in so many ways.

Best gaming news of the month. I hope they bring back the anime series too.

The blastoise belly meme, except it’s a starmie with the red jewel as a fisting bottom’s prolapse.

Been bulkin’

Everyone is so predictable in their reactions to things now, it’s kind of eerie. The most radical thing you can do when you don’t like a piece of media is simply ignore it & hype up something you do love. The constant negativity stream on these platforms is exhausting & alienating.

It has been nearly six months since my surgery :)

These fuckers stay quiet as children are slaughtered en masse in the US by gun violence and by Israel in Gaza, but they’re scandalized and heart broken when a single man is shot? Absolutely goddamn sick of this world.

Out of all my socials this gets the least interaction, so trying to post on here more. So, here’s my look from the Mayhem ball this last Saturday!

Getting my ass pounded and seeing Lady Gaga on the same day? That’s the gay agenda.

Do we like my new leather garrison cap? 🖤🖤🖤

I did the thing

Can’t get direct sun on my scar lines yet, so yall get the farmer’s tan fantasy this summer.

One winged angel is the one song I reliably always hit a PR to. ⚔️

🗡️🖤

Still pushing

Am I a cropped tank girl now

How do people consume caffeine and not get gnawing, ambient anxiety for the rest of the day? The one summer day a year where I decide to get a cold brew is always incredibly regrettable.

Been busy but this has revived me a bit 😋

Being a fag is fantastic. Happy Pride Month! 🌈🦄

Gotta keep remembering where I started.