Wrote a somewhat delayed christmas gift story for @xoinova.bsky.social, featuring a few of their characters, a somewhat cursed present, and booba. www.furaffinity.net/view/63696563/

@iandragonlover.bsky.social gave me a birthday present :D She likes being carried around. Don't yall worry, I got this. Just gotta lift with my legs and not with my back. That's how the macros do it, anyway.

Now it may be difficult to believe But I am, in fact, a mere mortal. I am no higher being, save for when I dip into the weed stash. With that being said, It is my birthday today \:)

They said cloudwatching was an extreme sport. You didn't believe them, but this cloud appears to be committed to smothering you. For the nerds, Yuri's 21 meters in diameter (per boob), weighing around 5,000 metric tons each. Art by @xoinova.bsky.social. Send them your energy for their spirit bomb.

Want semi-automated fox embiggening? Lost your dice? Well, you're in luck and also fox cleavage! I spent too much time writing this, because foxes are worth it: pastebin.com/8d7ja0Mp Just run "python growfox.py" and have fun. When in doubt, I erred on the side of bigger.

i ended up drawing the party to scale in ms paint, after their (first) 3 rolls each (sorry for the low quality of the stick figure foxes, i am not much of an artist myself)

You know what they say, always run random programs from strangers on the internet. Anyway it's just a very stupid console program in C# which I could share, not sure if this link would work? cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/...

I lost track when I realized I messed up a few numbers here and there and forgot to add in the 16x multiplier I had gotten up to, but I'm sure Ember here isn't too disappointed with her (admittedly rather small) starting size!

Character creation is difficult, so I made a convenient chart for making your own fox adventurer! Just roll three times with a d20 and show us what results you got!* *Three rolls might not be enough.

The fox's growth continues in part 4, as drawn by an anonymous artist that doesn't think their work good for some reason. It's as good as mine, and the boobs are bigger in this one so they win. Though the caption might need a doctor after a failed attempt at freeing it from beneath the booba.

So @blober.bsky.social, who probably wanted to keep lurking but made the mistake of asking me about my special interest (fox titty math), posed an interesting question: Are my foxes to scale? Yes. In fact I often play around in Inkscape when writing a story just to get a sense of the scales at work.

@branchifnotevil.bsky.social has blessed me on this frabjous day, with the 3rd image in this chain. Just how big will the fox get, I wonder? Only time and/or other artists can decide that.

Big titty foxes get bigger titties, pass it on (and draw her bigger). 2nd image by @iandragonlover.bsky.social, a fellow afficionado of foxes with fox-sized boobs.

I've written a story! That was a trade for @elevig.bsky.social! That I should've finished 6 months ago but took too long! It follows Lily, a white fox(?) who doesn't entirely realize the power she holds within her (formerly) quite reasonably-sized boobs. www.furaffinity.net/view/63357389/

She wants to order

How do foxes actually get around with tits larger than them? In this journal I have compiled every transportation method foxes use that I know of. Do let me know if I'm missed anything. This list is incomplete, I'm sure. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1126...

The Terran Space Program, spearheaded by the foxes who outgrew Bwom, has discovered a great number of alien civilizations, most of which with foxes of their own. There has been a bit of culture shock, like in the case of the planet that never invented shirts (for understandable reasons).

I think it's about time to post my (current) favorite OC, The White Fox! She is *not* the biggest fox out there, and in fact doesn't grow all that fast. She does some good cuddles, though, and she loves to swim. She needs no name. She is superlative. Art by Kkoart, Vant Talon, and me, respectively.

1st law of mammodynamics: A fox's boob size doesn't decrease. Ever. Under any circumstances. 2nd law of mammodynamics: To a fox, their breasts weigh maybe twenty, thirty pounds tops, regardless of their true mass. 3rd law of mammodynamics: Squish the fox.

Content: hyper. Slow news day, but that's made up by rapidly expanding tits. The text is written by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/roannethewolf/ The drawings are by me. #furry #furryart #hyperfur #hyper #hyperboobs #boobs #fox #cryptid #breastexpansion #be #female

"Does the donut place do delivery now? You're pretty sure she can't move now..." Fan art of a fun game incremental BE game called Yuri My Beloved by RoanneTheWolf! Play it here: roannethewolf.itch.io/yuri-my-belo... #breastexpansion #expansion #hyperbreasts #hyper #furryart

I have written a story. A Brief History of Bwom, and Also Everything Else. An account of how foxes with big tits shaped the rise of civilizations- and how the rising civilizations made foxes' boobs bigger. www.furaffinity.net/view/62824205/ Possibly my best work yet. Tell me what you think?

Big and milky BE

Hey John Desmos from Desmos Graphing Calculator, massive fan of your work. But like, what the f uck, This isn,t

(David Attenborough voice) The fox clothes itself in thin, waterproof fabrics. The reason for this, is yet to be discovered. It offers no protection, from eyes or the elements, unable to fully cover even the nipple. If anything, the fox is less decent than it was before.

Doing important science with important scientific tools. The conclusion? A 10km-wide fox could level cities just by jumping nearby. A 100km-wide fox would leave an impression on the continent. A 1,000km-wide fox jumping would destroy the planet.

She lives on in our hearts. (And my FA gallery)

When you listen to the stories It's always "little ones" this and "little ones" that but then you actually go to the city and you find out that it's little lots. A terrifyingly large amount of littles, in fact, with questionable romantic preferences.

Foxes are pretty much hydraulic presses in that they are full of fluid and are capable of reducing any substance to millimeter-thick sheets. Unlike most hydraulic presses, they purr when you pat their head and/or boobs and like to snuggle up close.

Wrote a story for one @tsuko.bsky.social as thanks for a few arts of theirs, containing a certain flareon helping a 'friend' with his archaeology project. Things go somewhat awry. (They drew cover art as well!) www.furaffinity.net/view/62517614/

I confess, it's true, I can deny it no longer. I am a massive fucking nerd. I have spent my years doing math. Boob math, mostly. Neat stuff engineering lets you do. In this one I determine once and for all exactly how strong a titanium spine would really be. Not strong enough.

I actually really enjoy talking about character design stuff like this, so here are some more nonsensical ramblings of someone who thinks about this sort of thing way too much.

After much excavation and scientific research it has been found that the center of the earth is not, in fact, occupied by molten magma, but instead a glowing orange fox. The solid iron core is real tho, it's stuck in her cleavage cuz she's magnetic.

Arright, fess up. Who did it. Who's responsible for this. You had ONE JOB, do NOT the FOX, and this is what I see. The kitsune of the secret forest can be most easily told apart by the number of their tails. There aren't really any other identifying factors, I think. Give her another hug?

And only 4 days later, the fox has been completed! Let's just hope nobody gets a mind to start touching, or who knows how much of the canvas she'll end up occupying...

The kitsune of the secret forest are well-meaning, but that doesn't make them any less dangerous. To them, their assets are light as can be- to you, they're several thousand pounds of tit swung at ridiculous speeds when they turn around too quickly. They do give good hugs, though.

So someone approached me for a lil project on Wplace. It has, ah, taken off. If you want to help fill in the biggest fox yet, it would be a great help! Be creative with it! (Just remember to color around the existing art) wplace.live?lat=50.52264...

Most romantic outfit? Easy: - Frayed booty jorts - Incredibly undersized bikini top - Plague doctor mask They say dissection is the most sincere form of flattery, you know. Get on the table. Yes this applies to both genders do you think I'm WEAK of SPIRIT?

Any signs in public places should have text in braille. Pros: - Foxes squishing their boobs against it will know what it says, preventing them to need to squish other signs to expose the one they want to read. Cons: - The blind will become ever more powerful (the government does not like this).

Go ahead. Serve. Foxes do like to play volleyball but this doesn't mean they play fair.

Wrote a story about a loot goblin with a plan to fill up her chest, and a kobold who has everything she eats go straight to her ass. Art by iandragonlover.bsky.social, who's captured the image of the ideal kobold perfectly. www.furaffinity.net/view/61612651/ Remember: do not feed the kobold.

*slams table with drumstick in one hand and tankard of beer in the other* BRING ME FOXBOOBS (I've been very sick these past few days and only now I'm feeling good enough to think) So show me what you gooooooooot

O, wherefore shall I put all these medium-length hornyposts that I kind of just Exude onto discord servers I'm in? Most are too long even for cheating with screenshots. Truly, the author suffers muchly.

It's a striptease but only because of how long it takes for the jury-rigged garage door mechanism to undress the fox in preparation for the mandatory nightly cuddles. Other methods of disrobing lack the requisite might.

There is only one known way to survive an encounter with a hellhound. Luckily for you, this one is rather full. She'd like some help. Drink up. You'll need it.

Had a very unfulfilling argument with Google during the research phase of that last post.

Recently got a stream sketch commission from @vantarts.bsky.social! The white fox burns through clothes rather often, so it's not an uncommon scene to see her trying something on next to the Ridiculously Oversized Tops shop. www.furaffinity.net/view/61064272/ Check out the FA description for story.

for roannethewolf that sure is a sturdy top!

Gravity batteries are an interesting technology. Rather than storing energy chemically or even kinetically, they 'deposit' potential energy by raising blocks or water, and 'withdraw' it by lowering them. But let's talk about how they pertain to important things. Like fox boobs.