lock up your daughters

golden age of TV gameshows

I'd just like a glass of water please

Thanks for the verification Bluesky! Time to fill this place with divisive rage bait

I'm going to be playing "Mole Man" on tonight's episode of Smiling Friends. Very excited to see how this one came out.

just went out on youtubes

tomorrow

Salad Fingers 14 is OUT for people who support me on Patreon (early access tier and above) www.patreon.com/posts/salad-...

Salad Fingers 14 comes out on Monday for people on my early access Patreon tier.

Present for my daughter’s 17th birthday. She absolutely loves it as drillbithead is a binge inspiration. Hope @davidfirth.bsky.social doesn’t mind me making this, but I would have totally bought one if it was available on saladfingersstore.com

You are my affliction #Nosferatu

I finished a thing for @newgrounds.com's 30th Anniversary Art Collab! I picked good ol' Salad Fingers by @davidfirth.bsky.social, since it's been a longtime fave of mine! #NGArt30

YOU MUST SURVIVE #art

I put my full 2024 album "Pleased To Be Eaten" on Youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVgY...

Memories of places I’ve never been #art | #darkart

Up my nose reveal. I'm still plugging my art sale while there are some left. (the one I'm holding has sold though). I don't have selfies with any of the ones still available. saladfingersstore.com/original-art...

I should have mentioned the ART SALE is here: and it has started now saladfingersstore.com/original-art...

I'm selling art today at 6pm (GMT)

The sale of art begins at 6pm...

tomorrow

This will happen on Wednesday 6pm UK time on Salad Fingers Store

David Firth continues to be one of the best parts of the internet. Please watch this if you haven't already; his work always fills me with a comforting sense of unease.

I released a new animation yesterday.

OUT NOW www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxW8...

trailer for my new animation called "GICE IS COMING"

art sale coming. more details soon

made footman dance. sorry for turning you all on

that's how you get a retweet

Animation and art sale coming soon

My new animation is called Gice Is Coming. The Youtube version will have to be somewhat restricted to prevent it being 18+ or simply removed from the platform. The uncensored version will be available to my Patreon supporters.

2 things coming very soon : New animation. Art Sale.

I made this guy out of feet. Sorry. Hope you don't unfollow me already.

Salad Fingers fingerpuppets that you can wear on your fingers. The whole gang is there. Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart-Baxter and Jeremy Fisher (as well as the stinky reject puppet Melvin Wishcake). Available on saladfingersstore.com

Welcome. Shame about the other place, eh?

Salad Fingers is 20

Hey hey. My album is out everywhere now. Slurp it up.

I have released a new album. It's on bandcamp. locusttoybox.bandcamp.com/album/please...

SALAD FINGERS 13 is out on NEWGROUNDS www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

The new Salad Fingers episode comes out in a couple of days. It will be 10 minutes long.

I'm working on a new Salad Fingers episode

Hello

Gonna repost all 7,759 tweets here -dating back to 2010 - in real time. It'll be 2036 when I'm done.