cleaning off the coffee that spilled onto the side of my mug with my tongue as if i’m giving head

waow paul frazee liked this post, the cto of bluesky is so problematic

it's been nice to be so busy making stuff that i haven't had the time or interest in participating in discourse

so "AI is dying" is the new "Bluesky is dying"?

good evening

i kinda wanna cry from how happy and seen i feel tonight

sometimes i wish i had boobs just so i could flash them

my tongue is sore, no i will not be providing any additional details at this time

why do i hate the way i look in younger photos of myself, is that normal

these are v good

it’s amazing how you can pretty accurately predict a person’s politics in my region on dating apps based solely on either their, haircut, attire, or style of taking photos of themself

down bad

ww3, queen? ww3 tonite, queen?

finally back to tennis tonight after 2 weeks 🥹

this photo goes so hard

got rained out of tennis AGAIN :( I haven’t played in almost 2 weeks now because of rain and travel

ordering pizza and watching Mickey 17 tonight to celebrate recovering from my illness and shipping a new weekend project

now the real question... will i get cancelled for the AI energy converter tool

my second niece is entering the world this week 🥹

haven’t been around humans since like monday because i got sick and it sucks cause I feel really isolated/lonely… texting friends helps, but still… reminds me of covid (i dont have covid tho)

idea: alternative bsky client where scammer botnets are welcomed and treated with care and compassion

i wanna play tennis but i don’t wanna have to drive to the tennis club

why am i up at 1am arguing with the onion guy about computers

gm

i had a friend stay the night at my house this weekend for the first time in awhile and wow i forgot how fun it is to do that… need to have more house guests this year asap

i gotta stop posting on main today, way too many posts

opened hinge again and the first person they’re recommending to me is a conspiracy theory anti-vax influencer… i’m so cooked

so gov newsom is full on maga now huh

been on a big popsicle kick lately

having productivity troubles today

ahhhh i have an important job interview in 30 minutes, i am nervous!!!!

hmmmmmmm

very excited to announce i finally own a full-length floor mirror for the first time in my entire life,

matched with two very cool people on hinge tonight, please please turn into dates 🥺

13 rams 2020 red blend, normally $55 but for some reason i got it for $18… we shall see how it is

i always wondered if my twitter success was a one-off or a fluke, but the past 6 months on here has been a helpful reminder that i am actually pretty decent at making engaging content™

oops microwaved food in one of my tupperware containers, looks like extra microplastics are on the menu tonite bois

oops it’s 1am, i got carried away editing photos again

i don’t want to move, but i also want to find love again… and statistically speaking the odds are against me thx to where i live (red state, red city) i had several fun flings last year though, so i know people like me exist here… no fun flings yet this year tho

witnessed a bird dying today and it made me sad :(

welp, turns out i have to pay taxes this year again… 😔

i don’t like thinking about all the different versions of my life that could have been (or would have been), both in the good direction and the bad direction

an evening birb

i think i should just assume everyone’s neurodivergent until proven otherwise