Misato Katsuragi Frame #253/1999 No one can compete against these hazel brown eyes, not even Shinji can compete with his basic ones~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #252/1999 All three pilots, you are all screwed. I'll bow for you to make it out of this hellhole. Oh don't worry about it, at least you're inside your mother to keep you safe~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #251/1999 Eyes up here goofball, you already owe me a lot of good photographs after how many times you botched our appointments. Maybe you should get rid of your ugly ponytail, you would look more like a model~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #250/1999 I wish I could never leave this bath, the eternal summer is one big hot mess. But I prefer the hot mess in warm water than being outside, though my water bill won't like that~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #249/1999 Rei, your hair grew so beautifully. Don't mind 720p me in the background, and don't ask why I'm suddenly 14 years younger. But what is that creepy doll? It looks like something an old farmer made while they're drunk~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #248/1999 Oh no, more nonsensical orange UI. Ritsuko, didn't I tell you to program more colors into your mother's decades-old code? I'm having a seizure just staring at this wall of text. I can't imagine what the kids would think of this. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #247/1999 First Kaji, now you're ruining the photoshoot PenPen? You eat fish for a living but now is the moment you can't hold on? I wasn't joking when I said I would feed you canned Tuna, but for now, smile for the camera~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #246/1999 Geez, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Definitely too much caffeine for a workaholic. Ritsuko, we have children here. Just look at Shinji menacingly standing behind me. He is frozen in time because of you. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #245/1999 Despite being much older and a long-serving captain, it's still an honor to serve a pilot like you. No apology can make up for the mistakes I've made, but what is possible is using my last breath to reach the end of this chapter. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #244/1999 That's a pretty big fish, are you sure that isn't just a cursed whale of some kind? We still have 95% of the ocean to explore. I wonder if this Angel likes to have sea creatures or humans for dinner. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #243/1999 Oh please, I should have been the one with the microphone. If you're a professional then I'm the expert here. Just don't mind the abused locker, it's not like I would have licked that guy's balls if I could for his words. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #242/1999 I like my cross to be more blocky than thin, it looks much more beautiful than your standard cross. It's not like Jesus would care, a cross is a cross. And I'm the only one carrying a cross necklace like this one~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #241/1999 I'm surprised these people can work in those tight suits, it's only been a few hours and I'm sweating bullets. We have giant aliens at our disposal and the best we have for eternal summer is AC? This world keeps being a mystery. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #240/1999 What's the point of being a Major if I can just be a model for any magazine? At least I would be paid better than by a failure of a private military organization. But I hate lying down on cold floors, don't let my smile fool you~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #239/1999 Try the obvious red emergency button. Darn, no good. Maybe there's a kill switch somewhere in the entry plug. This is so random, nothing is making sense. Maybe try warning us earlier next time instead of taking forever! 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #238/1999 Kaji, did you sneak any drugs into this drink? I don't think I'm supposed to feel like a drunkard right now~ Is this how you "put me to sleep" every time we meet up like this? You're so insufferable~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #237/1999 Ritsuko come on, please don't leave me with this ponytail boy. He's too drunk to care what he will do next. At least give me a kiss for good luck for what's about to happen tonight. I don't think I'm walking out of here in good shape~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #236/1999 Heat and mist in one? This place sucks with the weather, you can barely see the trees. It makes me feel bad for photographers, but it's not like Kensuke cares. There could be a tank covered in mist and he would still love to take a picture. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #235/1999 For someone so smart, why are there no backups to this alien technology? I feel old by how outdated a lot of this looks. Bunch of paper attached onto all of this metal like we're in the 80s again, catch up with the times, "Dr Akagi" 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #234/1999 Well... This is certainly a promotion. Never did I expect the day to come where I stand face to face with SEELE. So you're all just a bunch of floating rectangles? Come on, you don't look any terrifying with your red color. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #233/1999 Finally, for once I'm away from Ryoji. There's no better day to feel blessed than today. If he even dared lay a finger on my purple hair I took so much of my time taking care of it. I'll just bite his hand off~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #232/1999 I got my eyes on you Asuka, don't start doing anything weird while I'm gone. PenPen will be your security guard. Yes, and I know you once wore my yellow tank top. PenPen is my good little snitch~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #231/1999 You don't drink and bathe, Shinji? It's nothing like drinking and driving, so you won't die from an accident. Passing out and drowning sounds so absurd. Your friends have really brainwashed you~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #230/1999 It's dark, but the darkness helps me reclaim some of my traumatic memories. The day my childhood was ruined alongside half of the world, it's a day no one can ever forget, not as long as I'm still alive. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #229/1999 You don't want to see me when I'm mad, are you afraid of my face? I can make you more uncomfortable than any Angel you've fought before. Even these crew members don't like it when I give them the look, they hate that intense captain stare. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #228/1999 Alright, I'm tired of this one-eyed freak telling us that he is in the right and exposing his plan. Ritsuko, I order you to shoot that man right in the glasses so that I can go back to being a stoic captain again. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #227/1999 It's still the 21st Century, we still like to hang calendars and posters of women in bikinis. No? People don't do that anymore? That's a bummer, I've worked up to have a small waist for this photograph to work~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #226/1999 Yes, we're dipping Asuka into a volcano. Totally normal business around here, it's taken care of very professionally. Don't worry about the swimming Angel, as long as you have a bunch of diplomas from your childhood, you'll be just fine. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #225/1999 In the name of the Lord above, please don't let this depressed boy be erased from existence by a beam. Only I can slap him anytime I want, not a geometrical shape contradicting gravity as speak~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #224/1999 Just watch and learn, Rei. It doesn't take much to become a car role model like me. The buyers usually like it when I cross my legs and smile, but you're just standing there like a doll~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #223/1999 Focus your angle on the Angel, do I look dramatic enough in the shot? I'm trying to look like a star here. Kensuke please, I know you suck at buying replacement batteries but keep recording for the sake of impressing Kaji~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #222/1999 So now you finally bring in your intellect, first you finished IT engineering and now you know how to plan battle strategies. It's almost like a Lieutenant in the military can do that... wait a minute~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #221/1999 What, don't like the turtleneck with my jacket? You have worse taste in clothes than I do with your repetitive wardrobe. This cost me more than replacing my tire, so I better hear some appreciation~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #220/1999 Finally, you got everything working again. So your IT Engineering skills are put to good use, Lieutenant. Next time, don't flirt with me with your genius skills. Those 3 failed attempts of yours were an embarrassment~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #219/1999 Boy, how many times do I have to tell you to get in your robot mother? This big girl can save the world! Go cry to mommy when you finally learn to pilot this beast, I'm confident you'll apologize to me later for being right~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #218/1999 Please Fuyutsuki, don't make me rewatch this disaster. Who cares about news during an apocalypse anyway? I don't see you lecturing two teenagers to dance like robots. Go ahead, make something useful out of your old bones~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #217/1999 The last photoshoot didn't work because you fell asleep. Now keep your eyes open this time, Kaji. Stop resting for once! You're embarrassing me in front of the camera man, did the sun in the background make you go blind~? 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #216/1999 Third time's the charm, you better not cause any more red emergencies, Makoto. Oh damn it, what kind of Lieutenant are you? Those glasses of yours don't make you look any smarter in this dumb situation. 💜

Misato Announcement Frame Bluesky has finally added notifications to the app, so if you don't want to miss a Misato Frame, now it's possible to do that~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #215/1999 Alright, just go and have a nice chat with the Lieutenant while my lips are still dry. Sure I don't hydrate myself with water but humans produce saliva as well. Why not share some of that with me for once? 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #214/1999 What was that?! I can't hear you through the ear-bleeding roaring of the Wunder's engines! It's a mistake making you all shout, we need comms even for just talking in this melodramatic hub. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #213/1999 Please, just come back to me. It's already been a rough month and this plugsuit feels like all that I have left of you. Why won't this sick monster just give me my boy back already? It's so unfair... 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #212/1999 My God, look at all of this orange. The engineers and IT crew gave up on creativity since day 1. I would have sprinkled in some purple, let's at least make an operation visually interesting without turning our base into an eyesore. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #212/1999 Yeah yeah, what was that again? You're just a lost boy lost in an apocalypse? Please, you're making me laugh from the inside. Not so confident now that you're trapped, enjoy your new promotion: Wille's Prisoner. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #211/1999 Don't be so doom and gloom, it's all okay now. Just pretend the last 14 years of suffering and torture was just a dream. Right, you were actually unconscious. Well you missed out~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #210/1999 Have fun kids! Please don't get yourselves in trouble, but don't worry about any curfew. Say bye to PenPen as well! He's too stupid to understand what a goodbye is, but I'll try to teach him• 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #209/1999 You are a rare breed for someone who didn't cry their eyes out in front of that Angel. Would you even be afraid of Godzilla? It's like this whole thing is a theme park attraction to you. 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #208/1999 "Oh no, my feelings are hurt' well "sorry" Shinji, you might need more than just therapy to cope with reality. Look at me with my beer, it tastes like piss but... high quality piss? It's still better than sitting in a corner and crying~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #207/1999 Even if the AC is the ultimate invention, why does this one suck so much? Ritsuko, you barely even input the fans on high speed. Think with your body temperature instead of just your brain~ 💜

Misato Katsuragi Frame #206/1999 Tunnels were never much my thing until I started working for NERV, they make riding in one pretty fun. Oh you just don't get it Shinji, if you were the one on the steering wheel, you would get us killed by that Angel. 💜