Ough, im close to 500 here... What could I say that might hit feeds or get spread around? Uhhh. Hmmmm. Ectoplasm foot job. People would like that, right

Personally calling someone a bottom has no power. No oomph. No vitriol behind it. If I'm going to put emphasis on obedience, I'm gonna call them my desperate secretary. I'm gonna say they can't live without taking an order from me. I'm gonna call them a submissive slut. Creativity, people!!!

Side note I swear to god ever since Samsung and android implemented this ai bullshit the auto correct has actually been getting worse

Will me being slightly demeaning in an educational post be detrimental to its message? No.... if the reader gets turned on, that's their fault.

This is your casual reminder Top ≠ Dominant Bottom ≠ Submissive But Vtubers ignoring this and screaming "im not a bottom" is equally kinda pathetic when you really think about it. "I DON'T GET FUCKED I DO THE FUCKING!!!" sit down puppy you whimper when spoken sternly to

I have some fun considering how my personas would fight if the situation called for it. Dorothy's porcelain body does have some natrual regeneration with it being filled with magic plants, and while she has some vine control they're not strong. She has untrained magic, and catalysts would have --

Howdy there everyone! I'm Boco or Alice or Zoë(y) or Lizzie, I'm a multicharacter (18+) Vtuber! If you pop on by you may see one of these models (or more I've got some cool stuff cooking right now)! I'm a bit shy but if you're nice to me I'll be nice to you! #ENVtuber | #Vsky

Stickbug

you should always be prepared to fight back. #reverieShots

Forgot that last year I had golden week, maid day, and galleon release real close to one another

Like, legitimately — Slay the Spire 2. They were all for it. Singing its praise. Now that they Anita Sarkeesian is involved, they're all against it. Okay but why? "She ruined gaming" nono why for Slay the Spire? Tell us what she did. Tell us what woke nonsense she specifically added. They can't.

they say all these things are bad and that these companies are ruining games, but I never see credible reasons why. It's all opinionated whining and it's not even their own opinions. It's the same companies. Same complaints. They're treating DEI as if its an illuminati infiltration. It's cult shit.

"Working hard or hardly working ahahahahah" im working while hard thanks

How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account

9/11 for petplay transgirls

メイドの日大遅刻

Hey can I come over and beat the everloving shit out of you :3c

Unironically I forgot how good the Prince of Egypt soundtrack was cause I haven't watched it since I was a kid I'm glad my CD of it still works and I could get it onto my pc

OUGHHHH got hit by the sun and now i just wanna lizard mode and bask in it

You know, I was going to make a joke about calling Ken Ashcorp problematic for Absolute Territory where he suggests a woman renames her thighs to the "Gaza Strip", and not being aware of the escalation in the last few years but he kinda just wrote that in 2013 while conflict was present anyways huh

one bookmark/save I see you, you fuckin' pervert

Mew Ichigo! 🍓 #art #fanart #tokyomewmew

Kickstarter officially banning adult content now. Knew this was coming, but it still sucks to have yet another part of the internet that I've been explicitly evicted from. Digital gentrification is exhausting.

I can see those two little evil eyes you buzzsaw fuck

little doodle of tha gargirl

this is your reminder to fluff your pillows Punch them punch them a bunch of times and drive your fists into the front and sides beat it like how Misato would beat you after coming home drunk. beat it until it's numb. kick your pillow in the ribs then start to cry and apologize

who's gonna tell her. is anyone actually going to bother telling her. #ReverieShots

Slightly increase a band: 30 Seconds to Jupiter

"I hate it when people say 'all men' like it makes me feel horrible for being a man" have you considered being nonbinary or a woman instead

Seeing "they stole my design" complaints from vtubers is always really funny for two reasons 1: I never know who they are, and have never heard of them. Or if I had, it was for horrible reasons. 2: They always have the most basic, generic, ABC designs that have clear common inspiration

wannabe prophet #reverieShots

While preparing things, I got a cute piece from ashenov!!(ComradeAshenov) She's also mostly on Twitter and Tumblr, but I like a lot of her stuff and her style is very cute..... #Artnomaly

caught slacking? #reverieShots

remember,, a maid isnt just f0r maid day

Little doodle of Elise in a cute puffy dress to fight artblock #fireemblem

Do you know how hard it is to find someone YOUR size and as light as a feather? #reverieShots (1/2)

aawaauuughgusuahaugh i don't care chop suey is so edible I could demolish a whole platter of this shit

you can refer to me as your mother for today but I expect a fancy box of chocolates and bourbon chicken dinner

I am not a maid today for maid day You are not my maid for maid day Bend over and clean up this mess I just made

put her down!!! #waspart

I epilated my forearms.... they're kinda strawberry-y but smooth as all fuck I'm probably going to look at getting a hair removal cream for other body spots though... Calves I could probably use the epilator, but everything else? mmmm doubt

You milk a cow, you get cow milk. You milk an almond, you get almond milk. You milk an oat, you get oat milk. If I milked you, I'd get goat milk.

You know what, we opened people's eyes to foot fetishes. We've opened people's eyes to armpit fetishes. I think it's time to go for the real big guns........ something for the asmr heads out there........ eating out the ear........

you can sit her down and force her to do your MMO farming, and she'll love every second of it cause it's excruciating. As long as you occasionally insult/compliment her as a break. Not any gacha games. That's too much. That's too cruel. #reverieShots

you know what gyoza does fucking slap at 3:34 am

That Mixtape game came out of seemingly no where and in no way is it something that I myself would play, but it's kind of crazy to see either absolute praise or absolute hatred for it Like is there no gray area about it is it really that divisive

AUGHHH DAMMIT FUCK I JUSTWENT TO LAY DOWN AND WARM UP WHY ARE MY NIPPLES SO FUCKING SENSITIVE FROM BEING PRESSED TO AN ARM FUUUUCK

"Waitwaitwait!! Before we reset!!" "Could I... Ah... could you describe in excruciating detail how you'll do it and call me your little sist—" "GWAUGH—" #reverieShots