I made chicken paprikash and did not enjoy it (I blame myself rather than the recipe) and since dinner I've lowkey felt like Shit and bro I'm being poisoned

i love it when i get some booktok video on my fyp and they have their hp books front and center behind them like yay (scrolls past)

fake idgafer

goodreads book reviews pmo so bad when theyre formatted like 2011 tumblr posts with gifs but i fr do not get why if you HATED a book you would give it 3 stars.

torturing myself by looking at pokemon cards i want and ooouuuuuu $75........ alas.

watched anastasia 1997 last night and cant stop thinking about rasputin having one of those nail asmr tiktok channels

9400Gilで買った髪紐を見せてくるエスティニアン　rkgk

update it got crazy

fr next book I read has to be like something stupid and chill IM STRESSED

mfw when im a revolutionary for the rights of indigenous people and i have a huge dick #goldenkamuy

the worst cat

i stopped reading this book forever ago (at no fault to the book itself, i was just in a slump) and at this point it's only in my currently reading section for the bit

reading the song of Achilles after following a bunch of quote bots is giving me the same experience as when I finally saw the first Star Wars movie after seeing it parodied in media all my life lol

hate to say I've become a bit of a fan of these things even if they go through soap like crazy

taking a screenshot every time jacksonville is mentioned

*slaps you* that's for making me worry! *inflates you, making you big and round* and that's.. for saving my life

Tony two paws

I started my period last night I feel like shit I just wanted to play animal crossing bro

SIL was supposed to come up to help re-tile the kitchen but girl why did you suddenly arrive a whole day early no warning and with 3 of your kids like hello?

bless u mgsΔ for letting me go full croc in the cutscenes 🐊

cold as fuck walking around the house like this

barn doors are literally one of the stupidest interior design decisions anyone could possibly make

ladies and gentlemen, the weeknd coffee

god bless that the only stupid fandom-y tattoo I ever got was a sonic screwdriver

have some video playing in the bg and this is making me ctfu

freshly brushed beast

had a delicious little open faced sandwich for lunch

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god I'm sorry the bots on this site are so fucking annoying lol

trying to get mother in law to buy the weeknd coffee

I am like so rarely around dogs that I think being here has made me realized I might've developed an allergy to dogs in the last 10 years lol

some of the episodes around peggy in king of the hill fill me with this dire second hand embarrassment and it makes them so difficult to watch

feet slathered in vaseline and I can't get out of bed bc I'll slip and die

my cat is as hot and miserable as the rest of us if not more so and knows the basement (fully furnished) (there's a whole bedroom, soft rug, and futon down there) is much cooler than my room but ☝️ she unfortunately loves me and will not sleep there if I am not there

Claudias (it's hot)

thanks tumblr!

I had a bunch of rum and white claws earlier and instead of getting tipsy or fuck even sick, I'm just sober with heartburn.

looking at jacksonville on wplace and

that dogshit book lightlark being by a javksonville native is a very jacksonville thing to happen

idgaf if twilight took place in Washington, it's a Jacksonville florida movie to me

oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys

on one hand I rly don't think the number of ppl who know howl's birth name is Aleksandr is like high but on the other if I started going by Alec and ppl accused me of trying to be like my oc I'd rip my hair out

not explicitly bc the char in swordspoint but damn what if i just go by alec instead

UGHHHH i want it!!! it's a fUCKIGN SHRIMP