they could have come up with a better pun than this, come on now #NHL

Wait wtf? Why did a bunch of teams play games in the middle of the day on a Monday? Am I missing something? #NHL

The panthers are .500!!!! Super Bowl here we come!!!!

Seems like Shayne Gostisbehere was secretly right handed this whole time, and our handedness problem is magically solved. Who would have guessed? #LetsGoCanes

Ghost-Nikishin: #1 D-Pair in the league. Yes, two games in. But the early returns have been pretty damn good. #letsgocanes

I was gonna be soooooo mad if that flyers goal didn’t come back lmfaoooo BUT LETS GO FUCK YEAH CANES #LetsGoCanes

oh come the fuck on #LetsGoCanes

I was thinking that what Philadelphia was doing was very unsustainable so I’m very glad we’re getting enough puck luck to be in the lead #LetsGoCanes

Dude of course we absolutely kick their ass up and down the ice all period and then we get scored on by THAT. Of course!! #LetsGoCanes

GO CANES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #LetsGoCanes

Chatfield must be so thrilled going from Old man Orlov to Miller. Sheez, that's an upgrade from heaven.

It’s rare for us to recognize a funny bad hockey team within the first 3 days of the league but the Sharks have done it #NHL

PBR is my shit beer of choice, but I had to switch it up for K’Andre #LetsGoCanes

HOLY SHIT WHAT A WAY TO FINISH THE GAME #LetsGoCanes

NUMBER TWO OH MY GOD HES THE FUCKING GOAT #LetsGoCanes

KEY HAS BEEN INSANELY GOOD TONIGHT #LetsGoCanes

Oof. Terrible goal to give up there. Absolutely nukes your momentum coming off of that man advantage #LetsGoCanes

Okay the second power play was solid. Got a whole lot of pressure there even if they didn’t score #LetsGoCanes

Canes employing the expert strategy of knowing they suck ass on the power play, so relieving themselves of such a burden by committing a penalty. 5D chess. #LetsGoCanes

this is a good fucking game so far. We look very solid #LetsGoCanes

Looks like we’ve already swapped up the pairs to Nikishin Walker? #LetsGoCanes

Jalen Chatfield is so fucking good man #LetsGoCanes

okay at least early impression of this season’s in arena graphics is very, very positive #LetsGoCanes

In the attic of the arena lmfaooooooo #LetsGoCanes

if the canes score all stm get a teenage blood injection

I am looking 👀👀👀👀👀👀 gotta say, top pair Walker was not the solution I thought this team would come to! #LetsGoCanes

damn, everyone’s playing tonight huh? Anyways, #NHL daily picks, day 3!!! - chicago - buffalo - montreal - tampa - florida - isles - CANES LETS FUCKING GO CANES WOOOOOO GO CANES #LetsGoCanes 🚨🚨🚨 - blues - columbus - stars - avs - flames - vegas - ducks

So Pyotr may be out longer than we thought and it’s quite literally opening night. This can only happen to the Canes btw.

I think everyone forgets that the NHL has high parity every off-season. This is a sport where the underdog very often does win, especially early in the regular season. I’m surprised that Bruins, Pens, and Flames have all won their games, but I’m not THAT surprised #NHL

ITS FINALLY FUCKING CANES GAME DAY!!!!!!!! #LetsGoCanes!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to sleep last night, the FLAMES won that game???? #NHL

IT HAPPENED LMAOOOOOOO #NHL

I’m not gonna let myself believe quite yet when it comes to the possibility of the caps losing this game #NHL

please let Montreal beat Toronto to start the season it would be so funny #NHL

I swear Washington has been on the power play this entire fucking game lmao #NHL

That was almost the funniest fucking own goal ever in this Boston game #NHL

you see, but this was Toronto’s mistake. Taking a man advantage. They should have known better #NHL

holy shit Montreal is getting CREAMED early #NHL

I say we start a #Redvolution instead

These look like Avalanche jerseys, not Rangers jerseys. Are they swapping to these full-time? Ugly as hell #NHL

roaches when you hit them with that dollar store bug spray: #LetsGoCanes

Let’s not let Buffalo off the hook either. We have a name for a “Sabre Hood”. It’s called a FORESKIN. #NHL

I am not swapping to “Carolina Culture” I’m sorry to say #RaiseUp

My #NHL picks for tonight: - habs - caps - oilers - kings

3 for 3 baby!!!!!! I know SO much puck #NHL

The Los Angeles Kings #NHL

NECAS HATTY WATCH???? #NHL

STUPID BRENT BURNS PENALTY THE NHL IS SOOOOOOOOOO BACK

I forgot to post this tomorrow even though I wrote it yesterday, here’s my preseason picks for the standings in each division: #NHL