I forgot about here for a bit, but then we’re having in-depth discussions about cooking eggs in air fryers in the other place and I still don’t think this place offers such quality if I’m honest 🤔

Anyone else have that not-quite-a-cold cold thing? Not snotty but feeling congested without actually being congested; a slightly annoying cough that only appears at inappropriate moments; and feeling a tad tired but not ill?

#dogs #lurchers #rescuedogs #adoptdontshop

Any dog rescues on here?

Post-pub stretch

@taeminified.bsky.social another for this list: Russian layback

Part dog, part reptile

This felt like about 30 seconds while doing it. Watched it back and I was like wtf when I saw it was about 10. #

Good old tax man. “On reflection, we want to get a bit more out of you, so here’s a revised calculation. Give us more money, bitch.”

Client: “ring me ASAP!” Err, no!!

Won’t be able to walk tomorrow but I need to work on this. Definitely not as bendy as I once was 😳

Forgot about this place when I shared a picture of this nut that has a face - although now I’m more sober it is less impressive than I first thought

What happened to the decent weather? It’s gone a bit grim again

BlueSky seems a bit glitchy too in addition to Twitter apparently giving up

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

Think someone broke Twitter

Did a cool shape

If you openly speculated or suggested there was something sinister about the deaths of Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa then you are an actual piece of shit.

Someone’s had a tough day I’m guessing

Living his best life

Some people just need to get in the sea

🐶 Hourly Dog Picture! 🐶 #dogs #dogsky #dogsofbluesky

If you could live in either Australia or Canada, which would you choose?

Closed Allegra from earlier this week. Feeling a bit broken so forcing myself to have a few days off ☹️ #poledance #polefitness

Watched 3 eps of Toxic Town so far - not seen my sister’s porch yet but her street appeared for 4.5 seconds. Having nosied at some of the filming activities for approx 28 minutes I class myself an expert in TV production & can provide the husband with a helpful running commentary throughout

Happy first “penis-shaped bomb removal zone” anniversary to all who celebrate. I bet the person responsible for this is still pissing themselves - and rightly so

He was a very good boy at the vet today. First trip without a muzzle in two years.

Phil has the V.E.T tomorrow - it’s the only time he’s not a very good boy 🫣 Trying a new location in the hope it makes it slightly better! Stressed dog mum for the next 24 hours

Making friends

It’s getting better! Pole handspring to Ayesha pencil.

Don’t think I’ve managed a Reiko split to mount before so a very happy me

Phil gives no shits about Blue Monday

🤭

Post a pic you took with no description to bring some zen to the timeline 🧘🏽‍♂️

@rinsingbeans.bsky.social hello! Didn’t know you were over here. I have a message for you x

Who sits there thinking: “Oh yes, that was a really enjoyable experience, I give it five stars”?

Not had any internet since Dec 7. The router light is now a beautiful blue - finally 🥳

Are you in the Big Bang Gang?

Dua Lipa is my new girl crush - isn’t she fabulous!! And besties with Elton.

Gary Barlow is following me on Twitter. I’ve made it! Although I was always more of a Robbie fan

Who else received this beast?

Love him 🥰

Me: new phone. My banking app: who dis?

Bought the husband a pizza oven for Xmas. Not a Ninja one - don’t love him that much - but means he can cook up a pizza in 5 minutes when he comes home battered. Good gift do we think?

You might be thinking Twitter is terrible, but “over there” they are replacing a word in a film title with Pat Butcher and it’s joyful 😃

Watching The Substance. I can’t work out if it’s genius or the worst fucking thing I’ve ever seen, but I can be sure I’m having weird dreams tonight 😳

Cool new shape. Love it 🥰

Saw some “share a picture of you from another era” bollocks the other day so thought I’d finally get involved. Explains a lot 🤔

Dancing through life … 💚🩷

Cinders is opting for comfort over style these days