First thing I thought of was Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray. What's in NJ? not sure.

On how he managed to *do* that, and what it might mean for the 2026 Mets lineup. --> --> www.mlb.com/mets/news/jo... (2/2)

Every hurricane they raise gas prices because there might potentially be an impact to the gas pipelines that might impact supply that might... This is just how the economy 'works'. tl:dr they're raising prices because it's profitable for them. see also: everything.

I think it was a huge mistake to make our society so car-dependent. But man. The Discourse today is a good reminder that when it comes to roadways policy, otherwise progressive anti-car people quickly become some of the most pro-carceral, anti-civil liberties people on the planet.

It's possible to buy both Halloween and Valentine's Day candy at stop and shop.

imo the only reason not to re-sign Pete Alonso was that he's terrible at first and Mets want him to DH down the line, but you don't want to long-term a DH... ..but to turn around and say "Maybe we can make the 1B defense worse!" and coming off a career year?

Anyway, the Mets-themed Roulette wheel at the new casino will be a hoot. Think Alonso gets 20, or someone else?

"I'm not going to though, you can bet on that... At my new casino!"

Steve Cohen is worth 9 billion more than when he bought the Mets, just saying. Like, since the last Mets game his NW has increased roughly as much as the Diaz and Alonso total contract.

Think the #Mets name Lindor captain before Christmas? Maybe for the xmas party?

Without that magical, and lucky!, 2024 run, the Mets probably don't sign Soto and things would be even darker now.. Gotta hope the player dev dept is actually good and maybe the good players are simply promotions but ..damn there are some holes right now.

The Mets are actually at serious risk of like, not being very good next year.

ugh.

i just looked this up and I found it kind of funny, the Mets acquired McEwing in Spring of 2000 for Jesse Orosco, who your first thought has to be "Wait, Orosco wasn't still on the Mets in 2000!" True. They had just acquired him in December from Bailtimore for Chuck McElroy.

If only society (And the media) didn't select for just the boringest most uncreative people to lead big companies. At least Jimmy laughs at him. Do they realize that's what this is? why it's funny/airable? It's a zoo exhibit: "out of touch Tech CEO high on his own supply"

I doctor this recipe every year you'd think of make notes it use a different recipe but no...

My oldest could figure it out at any moment, but the genuine joy and excitement around it all is MORE magical for me than being a kid. I'm surprised she hasn't noticed that the elf and me have very similar senses of humor yet.

Sopranos S6 E6 · Live Free or Die Apr 16, 2006

Hey skelemeus, who's the best baseball team?

imagine paying any attention to Puma of all people.

How do you guys listen to Tony Romo all season? This is terrible

One year I'm gonna do "oops, only potatos" Thanksgiving

Like, this is an extreme outlier and one of the few times _maybe_ the player actually earned more than the owners made off him. it was closer to $2m per rWAR with the Nats. If you reversed the salary years no one would say boo.

So this is about seo, as usual. There's a lot of non AI slop there too.

What s stupid statement. Lol. Are you running back Nimmo from last year or the year before when they made it to the NLCS?

Semien for Nimmo seems to be a terrible idea. Can't really make it make sense in my head.

went over to check on grok

I wonder if it matters. The people engaging with or writing about those accounts weren't doing it in good faith, it was just content churn. They were using those posts to piggy back their own, the legitimacy of it doesn't matter to them.

Remember all the unsolicited packs of seeds being mailed from China?

I can't help but feel this is all just a big #capitalism thing where (regardless of AI) these big labels/companies/etc are just trying to claw back fair use so they can sue you if you parody/fan art/etc outside of the approved places. Because it got easier and they lost some control.

hey, Carlos Mendoza gonna get a third year as Mets manager, first guy since Collins to pull that off. Although maybe he shouldn't..

Baseball are so tiny!

A reminder that Rob Manfred hates baseball

This is before democrats opening their mouths and republicans cheating,but I halfway joked that when they made Biden step down, if they'd just put "Unnamed Democrat" on the ballot and appointed Kamala after instead of before, she would've won.

"How will kids sign their name if we don't teach them Cursive?@!?!?!"

Correct way to cut ravioli is into thirds

This your Mets hat?

I repeat, if your replies are limited to followers, you shouldn't be able to be retweeted. @bsky.app

Ooh, AI is actually the more real part of this, lol. Plot twist!

Everyone's down on Dionysus for partying through the was, but getting Satyrs of the battlefield in the pool surrounded by hot Shades is probably effective. #hades2

Critics of computers seem to grasp this even less, truth/fact has zero input. The only thing allowing for this is that it exists on the Internet. It's pattern matching. High level often, but that's it. It's basically the opposite of correlation doesn't equal causation.

State of the world these days

NFL announcers calling time out management "a chess match between coaches" is disrespectful to chess.

Small talk with strangers does not solve loneliness.

This is mostly just trash, but I would find a one-way notes tool like this fairly useful. small tasks, needed groceries, ideas that I think of when I am not going to take 30 seconds to open my phone apps (and get distracted). In the shower, driving, etc. brief AI email summary next morning maybe.

This has been happening for....a decade? But now it's existence fits into a predefined narrative so ..

If you know, you know