Actually - I can still live my life to the fullest without feeling the need to go camping up a mountain.

In my clinic, we maintain a long-standing tradition where we select a patient at random to beat the shit out of. This initiative has proven invaluable for staff motivation, morale, and workplace productivity .

Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan

Finally, this beast is complete!

Do Some Pied Piper Shit With Every Single Bob-omb You Can Find and Make Them Go Turn Bowser into a Memory

Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee

mega dragonite yayy!!

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

[RT❤️] Adopt 16! Visit the link for more details. #adoptables #adopts #ocsky ko-fi.com/s/c2924f7715

it’s that time of year again

Hey guys I'm really excited to join you on your quest but I noticed that when you recruited me the usual jingle played a lot slower and in a lower key like you guys weren't happy that I was joining the party.

Please buy awesome epic art from my bf

i don't usually open commissions but im REALLY broke! (SHARING VERY APPRECIATED...) *cool w/ drawing most things including nsfw! i have experience with humans, furries, monsters and animals *payment up front is required, both paypal and venmo are accepted *please dm if interested!

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

Jump on James

Peach’s Potent Loud

There exists Mario Kart-exclusive Fire Emblem content. A special set of items can be accessed in the US version of Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade only through the Mario Kart: Double Dash Bonus Disc.

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time

Thinking about Argent. I talk about him a lot but I also dont really Talk about him? Like I don't really properly explain his shit to people, probably bc I get embarassed about how much I have to explain. Thanks for hanging out and tolerating despite that lol

Im watching a video of this girl doing a full renovation on a home she got for basically nothing and I'm like damn these are some. Ugly decisions she's making but I'm very happy for her that she has this opportunity and is doing what She wants

Crawling Through the Dirt and Shit

my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

vibe for the week

having a difficult time understanding why scooby doo's mom received a card that said "so sorry to see you like this" after having scooby

Oska and Lalo are not people. They are only weapons to be wielded. The Arcana Imperii has pointed them at a divine beast, and yet they still find ways to make each other bleed instead. THE VOW is a 300 page graphic novel, available now. For mature audiences only. 🩸⚔️ physical // digital

what a day man

yeahhhh

Nu Metal (hunter green + sunflower)

this made me chuckle.

discover tabs and for you pages should be illegal tbh

new oc i'm working on #ffrightart

shut the hell up. im literally youtube pooping you in my head right now. your saying shit lik e "dinner" and crap. you fucking moron.

the original tweet this video is from was deleted so I'm posting it here for posterity

vibe for the week

Came up with a new way to have sex called #WokeShots. It’s basically like Backshots or frontshots but you have to say I love you as many times as possible. You have to finish within 5 minutes so your girl can go back to piloting her spaceship, where women hold up half the sky.

Mayor Bruce Harrell diverts police resources from actual crimes to instead harass a nude beach popular with the city’s LGBTQ residents, at the behest of wealthy donors.

Shadow and Rouge! 🌌 #Sonic #fanart

very vulnerable private messages of mine were aired to the public by @jubyart.bsky.social. i parted ways with juby in nov 2024, and she has been publicly venting about me since then on twitch and instagram stories

kittyuhhh #neferpitou #pitou #hxh #hunterxhunter #fanart #art

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

welcome to the bathroom

argent

A bunch of Envy's ive drawn few months back (shes a fugly gal but i love her) #oc #fursona #furryart #lunalatteart

explain your @ it's the name for one of the two alien/otherworldly "species" in my original story universe. caelacuna is a combination of caelestis (heaven/sky, celestial, of the gods etc) & lacuna (cavity, hollow, deficiency) pronounced kai-La-ku-na

Little Penguin’s Paternity Test

Hey y'all, in light of being suddenly laid off, I've got a emergency fund going while I try and figure out next steps. I know things are tough for a lot of people right now but if you can afford to share or boost this, it would truly mean a lot! gofund.me/1f8f774c