The Lions in Winter

Severe Exposure

My experience of the Nightreign DLC so far

beware I hunger

Expedition 33 is the Sunset Boulevard of videogames (complimentary to both)

More fools are coming.

The hexagon is the shape of the future.

I am 14 years old

We're smoking Dutch extreme UV laser mirror. We're smoking that Taiwanese 2 nanometer process.

koi no uroko shirankai??

chaotic neutral at work and lawful evil on Discord

reach all goals by pooping

disco bombing

The Darius series has standards. And this game falls below those standards.

uncool dudes get stomped on

Time keeps on slipping into the fajitas

cry copper and zinc tears, unregenerate lovers of the useless penny

You only get one opportunity to name a place Burger Suplex

Publius Quinctilius Varus, where are my car keys

I want Yoshi's Cookie Flow State Mode so I can fight gus forever

The witching hour is here; 12 hours from this post, I will fight Artorias with my bare fists, from 2 AM PDT to 2 AM PST. www.twitch.tv/byrnedhead

I am a preeminent Artorias expert.

the witching hour approaches

Listen, Dionysius of Halicarnassus, I'm just some guy and I was able to do it

I heard @slio9.bsky.social in my head saying "BERSERKER RISK IS REAL" and I had to watch this again www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io_A...

I think my neighbors have VantaBlack chickens

Spurious interrupt

my bones are held together with peanut butter

turbo engonkulator

Gonna go as this guy for Halloween

death to exposition

some guy named Knuckles

It'd be cool if we travel to exoplanets and they have the same geological oddities as Earth. Same cenotes and sandstone arches and hexagonal lava prisms

Yumbo sandwich

relaxing after work by looking at RNA pseudoknots

Turning into a guy who thinks Google search works fine and anyone who complains about it is just bad at googling

Inferring things from context is a coping strategy because I read slowly

Born on a mountain, Raised on a veldt, What I crave are Conveyor belts

now your prosciutto habit has left you in the red

reality is weirder and more boring that whatever you imagine

go to the church to lift

It has been 0 days since I was last confounded by the Windows 260-character MAX_PATH

thinking about Big Logs Chop

Finely textured video game commentary aka gamer slime

no record of the jelly emperors

Publius Quinctilius Varus, where is my Space Shuttle

these B-tier soulslike games should have more buttrock

Nationalize YouTube

dog-shaped robot buddy

Several solutions, all of them awkward