This bluesky post brought to you by my hairy butt butt

Shadow the Hedgehog in eyeshadow: Slayos control! 💅

I'm doing my magical girl transformation

Mr Piranha’s farts are great and all but if Mr Shark also farted once in a while Well, that’d be pretty cool too

booty

woag.... smelly men... :0

Brian Griffin being cute and epic compilation (10 hours)

doxxing myself rq

The Insaniquarium soundtrack makes me waggle my fin 🎶🐠

Amagaeus Mofart: the classical musician wolf (cause Wolfgang get it heh) who performs captivating orchestral feats with his flatulence His symphonies are as enchanting to hear as they are abysmal to smell 😌

D'you think Muttley wheezes that much in the bedroom too? :)

How bout that coffee, eh sport? ☕️💨

Busker absolutely has a really corny sign on his bedroom door like DO NOT DISTURB: Gamer at work Pwning n00bz Collecting achievements Scratching my ass And no Mum, I can't pause it, it's online!!!

Itching my pig bro's belly for him Call that a pork scratching 👐

sea urchin fursona

*turns you into a bucket & puts all my trinkets in you*

Need someone to stick a "Burp in my face!" sign on my back :)

who's winning this rap battle

Fat old balding men with stretch marks who both fart when they get up off their ass and can't get erections 😌💞

I'd love to Creme Between the Prongles pig 😏 👉👌

feck it, we're posting some naked farts 😈 (1/4)

bam bam bam

boom boom boom

Thinkin about camping in the woods & meeting a super chill and silly sasquatch dude "Hey bro, pull my finger" but his fart is like already slipping out sasquatches are so hot 😌

memories.undertale.com if you'd like to make something as silly as this Also I coulda sworn this game came out 2014 but yeah, must've been the Mandayla Affectᵀᴹ

Well folks, the verdict is in.

The console wars were so funny: "Xbox 360 is better!" "Nuh uh, Ps3 is waaay better!" Like fellas just kiss already 😏

When you're up there in age, a side effect is that your digestive tract tends to be a bit more...sensitive. And with sensitive digestion, comes some pretty hefty gas. Thankfully, Rascal here knows when exactly to let it out: right as you're about to have your way with him.~

Bro I fucking reJOICE when the mcdonalds shows up & it's not the sucky fries

Roommate who wakes up way earlier than you *just* so he can slowly pull his pants down to moon you & rip a fart as you wake up "Ya can't beat watching the sunrise & smelling that morning dew at the crack of dawn, eh dude~?" 😉

If a protogen is micro, does that make them byte sized?

His ass is NOT hungry

Say, who turned on the bubbles? 🍑🫧

"Dude you got a match?" Yeah bro, my face & your ass! 😉

Just a little something wholesome for this evening, I always liked how nice Spongebob is to baby Krabs here Me @ the babyfurs for real ^w^

*farts in 0.25 playback speed*

Man it is a SCORCHER out there today! Remember to take breaks if you plan on going parading or jogging or what have you. Get off those big feet every once in a while u//v//u #nsfw #nsfwart #furryart #nsfwfurryart #duck #bird #stink #olfactophilia #sizedifference #smelly #flippers #feet #belly

And now today i'm thinkin back to having a lot of hotwheels, duuuude a nice little display of hotwheels on a shelf? Could go pretty hard

Interestingly, playing and enjoying Balatro has activated that part of my neurodivergence that wants to collect a bunch of a specific thing, and I haven't really felt that in a looooong time Finding myself window shopping online for playing card sets like "ooh these would be cool to just have"

Secret moment in Undertale (really happened)

FDB: Asgore & Asriel CW: incest, toilet usage

Farting butt to butt with your bros 😝🤘

Fuck ICE

I've never been cute about political subjects, but just in case some of y'all thought I was: BLM, trans rights, free Palestine, fuck ICE. Support your local immigrant community. Fuck ass xenophobic, racist and queerfobic gringos are not welcome here, die.