I just realized what Trump's understanding of tariffs reminds me of – the scene from "Arrested Development" where Maeby throws away a banana and takes a dollar from the till, thinking the math works out in the end.

Me, on Ash Wednesday: [marks someone’s forehead with flour] “Simba.”

Ran into the WHL’s Prince George Cougars team bus while in Victoria. I think only hockey nerds like me would get excited about this. They were in town to play the Victoria Royals.

Trump blamed the crash on the helicopter pilot. Interesting, because that statement can be used by families to sue the helicopter's owner – the US government.

The US admin is apparently wanting to get out of NATO. Tell me you’re a Russian puppet without telling me you’re a Russian puppet.

It takes a lot to admit guilt and take responsibility, even when an easy way out is offered.

Let me get this straight. They want to invade Greenland but think it’s too cold for an outdoor inauguration?

This counterfeit Winnie the Pooh cushion has been in my house for decades but looks like an AI generated image.

Store sign: "Open 10a-6p, MF" My interpretation:

That moment when I roast yourself so hard that my friends are legitimately terrified and wondering if I'm okay.