Curse toilets without bidets. This gif would be SO much cuter if there wasn’t a tiny piece of balled up to in my buttcrack. Posting anyways because who doesn’t love a jiggly cheek! Plus I’m cute!

Friday feels 🚿

Just airing out a bit on a layover

Too bad there are no glory holes in airport bathrooms. This one would be great for them.

Here’s a no nip slip anyway

Well I’m not naked but I might as well be! Lol this flight is long but miraculously it has GREAT airflow, so I’m almost cold!!

Naked train selfies! When you have 8 hours to do nothing but wait, and then the sun goes down so you can’t even look out the window - you go to the bathroom and take photos!

I could cry I missed this place so much

A must in Tromsø - especially to try something Norwegian from there!! I got the sour cream and onion burger! SO much better than in the states!! Their fries taste like real potatoes and they have the option of sweet potato fries instead!

Annnnddd now I need a rainwater shower

Just remember what this is all for…. Distracting from the Epstein files

When in Norway, I guess

9hr flights call for naked bathroom breaks

First photo from my new phone

Wheeeeeee

I could slob on that knob over and over!

@nudecaveman.bsky.social asked me to be his valentine! 💌 and I couldn’t be happier to accept!

The things I would do to this man. Holy kittens.

🥹😍🥹🥰😭🥰🥹😍🥹 For me, it’s too much for words most days.

Sunrises will never get old! This was this morning’s

Last night’s full moon was incredible!!! Only one casualty was made! But at least I didn’t fall in the fire!!

It’s probably time to go back to the hot springs for a full moon again. Perhaps tomorrow night.

My little sister gave me a bracelet for today

Wet Wednesday w/ @l-jms.bsky.social

The winter sun yesterday was something else

Just call me Sasquatch I cannot stop laughing at this. 💀💀

Hump daaayyyyyy!

If I don’t get out naked camping within the next couple weeks, I might wither away entirely.

Happy Hump Day from me and @l-jms.bsky.social !

When he showed me this sling, I nearly creamed myself… soooooo much fun!

Tummy Tuesday coming right atcha! #tummytuesday #bigbear #hairybear #nonbinary

Couches are for cuddling with @nudecaveman.bsky.social

Wish I was cuddling on the couch with @nudecaveman.bsky.social

Take me back to @nudecaveman.bsky.social please and thank you

Peace love and light in 2026

Ringing in 2026 like… @nudecaveman.bsky.social

@nudecaveman.bsky.social is very concerned I am gonna blow myself up. Meanwhile I AM LIVING! Hahahahaha

Last hump day of the year with the best hump of the year! 🐻✨🫂@nudecaveman.bsky.social

Tell me how bad you want it #mcm #gaybear #nonbinary #bigisbeautiful

My first #mcm He’s just such a babe

@nudecaveman.bsky.social took these photos of me with his new Tom of Finland book #tomoffinland

A have a list of 1sts from this trip and this outdoor sex swing with a mirror above it was definitely on the list! It was SO hot to be able to take photos of myself being absolutely RAVAGED by @nudecaveman.bsky.social

@nudecaveman.bsky.social led me in naked yoga this morning and it felt so good! Shirts on just for the photo

Lort have mercy 🥵🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠 @l-jms.bsky.social

Santa has a full sack of presents for me 🎅🏽🎄✨ @nudecaveman.bsky.social

Merrrrriest of Christmases to you all! 🎅🏽🧝🎄

Step through the portal @l-jms.bsky.social

Dancing Santa 🎅🏽