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My thoughts listening to WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA: “Bitch, look alive, I’m doing drugs tonight, ones that I’m not prescribed” is gonna hit a lot differently when I listen to this at 87 in some home and someone else’s grandkid asks me to turn down my “classic rock”

Hugs that I’m not prescriiiibed

Slayyyter and Robyn releasing albums the same day seems very gay

I’m running out of angles Left here just to dangle Over your volcanoooo

My coworker isn’t a bad singer by any means but hearing someone sing one line of a song over and over for 3+ hours can be a bit much some days

“I’m Slytherin! What are you?”

Every broom has its shadow

Grindr isn’t allowed to be 17.

Um. Can someone tell me why I’ve been sleeping on Charlotte Martin? She’s basically the perfect blend of Tori Amos and Kate Bush, and I listened to all of her (vocal) albums today at work and they’re actually all good but I do think my favourite was “Stromata” (cover shown here)

Now we’re getting off on the right foot. Or the left, I’m not that picky.

Adults used to seem a lot older when they were my age

Not even thoughts and prayers could save me now

I can hear this picture

Easy breezy beautiful ice cream scooper

She’s been everybody else’s girl; maybe one day, she’ll be her own

Listen. I helped plan a town. Yes, it’s by the sea and, yes, it is basically perpetually 1999 there. I’m also co-writing a horror podcast that features that town as its titular character. And you should follow and subscribe for updates. And so should you!

One thing I really like about improvising is that sometimes there are moments when you’re like, “oh where are we going with this?” and you just kinda let it take you there. Anyway, feeling really inspired to play more frequently lately

Me: As long as there is access to the hot tub, nobody would need to be home for the appointment Customer: but the hot tub isn’t at my home, it’s at my cottage. I told you that Me: okay, well, nobody would need to be at the cottage either as long as there is access to the tub…

We were so lucky to be raised amongst catalogues

K, well, it’s the first day of spring so this is rude 😒 Also, the walkways are difficult to navigate all winter because of the poor planning and management by the city. A single pile of salt in one area actually doesn’t make the whole sidewalk less slippery.

Me today when the owner told me about the display she set up for the hot tub show or whatever it was for

Greeting the monster in our Easter dresses Father says, “Bow your head like The Good Book says” Well, I think The Good Book is missing some pages Lay down, gonna lay down When my hand touches myself, I can finally rest my head And when they say take of His body, I think I’ll take from mine instead

I have a social anxiety joke but I’m scared you’ll all laugh at me

Whenever I send emails to coworkers that say things along the lines of, “I found X and this is not the correct way this should be handled. If you are unsure of how this process works, please see me and I will go over it with you,” I feel like I should be given at least some sort of supervisor title

Work got cancelled today because of power outages and maybe an Irish blessing, so I’ve been improvising a lot this morning and it’s been a good time for all involved (me)

We all know what really should have cleaned up at the Oscars

JOHN CLEESE's reply to a 14yr old kid asking if he had a fan club he could join.

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

I have a great idea for how America can celebrate today in a very traditional manner

I’m very high maintenance

I feel like Geoffrey really went through something between 2001 to 2007

The soundtrack for Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest Probably specifically Forest Interlude and Stickerbrush Symphony but the whole entire thing really

Even a drunken sailor is right twice a day

I kind of like how all the plants look after a freezing rain storm but I’m not sure this grape vine feels the same

At work they keep saying social media posts are “skyrocketing” or “killing it” and what they really mean is they went from getting 1 like by the same guy to getting like 4/5 likes on a couple posts

A silence is worth a thousand words

Is there a drag queen named Corey O’Graphy?

I don’t know much about gas prices but this seems really high? In Canada right now they’re at 112.3 (at the gas station I walked by this morning) Back in my day, however, I remember the price being like 98.whatever

Well I’m never hearing this song the same way again. Also wild to say “the scene they always cut” and then describe a scene that isn’t even in the novel and that you made up. At least, I don’t think that’s a scene in the novel or any adaptation?

I just know that in a few years products are gonna come with little labels saying “Made with all natural intelligences”

I can only dream that her songs would be anything like this again

Wellington Paranormal is so dumb and I love it

Suspect was described by witnesses as suspicious

I guess winter decided to leave in the middle of the night

10/10 take. no notes

Everyone’s playing the rerelease of FireRed LeafGreen, so I decided to play this hack of it called Weird Type Fun where all the types are different so I have no idea what’s good against what or what even exists

My cat after I’ve been giving her attention for 3 hours but stopped for one second to send a voice note or try to write something