This is a great one for fellow nerds to listen to. I am deeply ashamed of the title that @lordravenscraft.bsky.social gave me: the ready player one book expert.

I wish people understood that doctors don’t face consequences for mistreating patients. Like ever.

Never tell Conan you’re bisexual

Apple photos compiling all my jackoff videos to “I Think We’re Alone Now”

I do not get “post-nut clarity” because I am not ashamed of being horny. I am sexually clear minded.

What Elias Koteas would see if he tried to Crash me

How the doctor looks when I ask him not to deadname the patient

How the doctor looks when I ask him not to deadname the patient

Blowjob brothers

Peter Cushing was tall and thin. You know that he had a monster.

Now watching

I traveled back in time and gave a Baja blast to a peasant and he beat his family to death with a rock #dothedew

Why would I ever dock my corgis tail?

And the award for most dripped out murderer goes to… Anwar Congo

This means something

Who wants to go an unc walk

I look up phrases and names on here to argue with strangers because im normal and healthy

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

Between N*zzi, my dead ex-wife, the worm in my brain, and general MAHAfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. RFK Jr needy smacky.

I like contributing to society 👍

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

Squirt Cobain

God should invent a type of octopus that chills on land with me and we smoke a blunt

Fingers crossed

Hello haters, today we’re hating on KINGDOM HEARTS, the Disney and final fantasy fueled video game that serves as a pipeline from Disney kid to weeb. We did our best to untangle the up-its-own ass plot.

Between N*zzi, my dead ex-wife, the worm in my brain, and general MAHAfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. RFK Jr needy smacky.

Graham Linehan is the next Charlie Kirk

John McTiernan needs to make more movies. He only got “cancelled” because he lied to the fbi, an objectively cool and good thing.

Thank you Hakeem Jeffries sir, I love that we will never get these government services back and that the prices won’t go down

Thank you Hakeem Jeffries sir, I love that we will never get these government services back and that the prices won’t go down

Fresh beard trim down

I hope Nolan’s Odyssey is an adaptation of Matt Fraction’s ODY-C

Fresh beard trim down

Genocide and trans rights purity tests are good actually.

Shaved balls get sucked, bro

I don’t need any new shirts but

LOVE BUG FACT: the 1997 movie starring Bruce Campbell was the first Love Bug movie to definitively say how Herbie was created. A German scientist created Herbie for the American military after “the war.” The scientist used a bit of his deceased wife’s essence to create the Love Bug

LOVE BUG FACT: the 1997 movie starring Bruce Campbell was the first Love Bug movie to definitively say how Herbie was created. A German scientist created Herbie for the American military after “the war.” The scientist used a bit of his deceased wife’s essence to create the Love Bug

I’m the white Anwar Congo

Really don’t understand the hate for WICK2D. Where were all of you haters when I was shitting on Wicked 1

Shaking my head listening to the Lolita audiobook so everyone knows I’m not turned on

No shade to anyone involved but this is my Marty Supreme

Well one of their hands is already up there

3 for challengers please

mfw I look on my creations and despair

My corgi before and after I told her she was beautiful

Jenova from final fantasy house would fix me

Baja blast pie

Felt powerless about the state of the world so our union went ahead and raised thousands of dollars and hundreds of pounds of food for our community’s food bank

This is a wild one