Fascists in 2024: Ah ha ha!! Run to Bluesky, you pussies! Twitter is OURS now. Fascists in 2025: it appears I have misunderstood how much I need attention

I loved cheese. I stopped being able to eat cheese. So I learned to make vegan cheese. Then I stopped being able to eat agar. So I learned how to make vegan cheese sauce. Then I stopped being able to eat nutritional yeast. I would like whatever God trying to drive me insane to stop.

I mean Louis XVI didn’t ask to be a king either, but he was one

We are now 7 eps into Angel and have decided the words to the theme song are There is a vampire guy He Is Not Batman Yes he is solving crimes but He Is not Batman

Should be the most blocked account by the end of the day

My elementary school was known as one of the poorer ones in the area. It was a tad run down, near the fairgrounds. Short on resources. There was a little library sandwiched between the 4th-6th grad classrooms, and kids would BOLT into it like it was a Chuck E Cheese every week.

It’s changing every generation, unfortunately.

Man I really think if Mamdani could run for president we’d have a JFK/Obama level person, finally. Republicans are breaking most of the laws, I think we can have one.

This is a Sorkin level smackdown (positive)

Fucccccccck this guy

You gotta Accentuate the Positive Eliminate the Negative Report on the Subversive Don’t mess with laws from the Regime

Don’t make me like him more!

I know there are quite a few chronically ill/LC/MCAS patients among my followers, definitely look into this!

But remember folks, it’s just TOO DARN COSTLY to pay for your food to not have rat parts.

Remember when Hilary called some Trump voters deplorable and then we gave the country to a fascist baby

I’m going to say again that any strategy of a takedown that relies on republicans to admit how wrong they are and go away to fix it is not going to work.

Ok, give me some advice for taking writerly headshots when you have a round face and hate every single photo of yourself for the last five years?

God what if she ran. What if she ran and won.

I can answer this in two words: Fuckin Reagan.

I just want to make it clear that the reason people ask this question isn’t genuine, and no response you can give to it will be taken in good faith.

Beside the point but his sweater game is so good

THESE FOLKS WILL LIE ABOUT YOU GOOD

I agree with this, “I WILL RESIDE IN MY ROBOT BUNKER WITH TOILET CARROTS TO SURVIVE THE WAR” is men’s version of “I want to live in a vintage farmhouse with all my female friends, we’ll raise goats and open a little knit ware and apothecary store”

For some reason for the first time in my life I’m reading Steinbeck and, with full acknowledgement of the jerk that he was, oh my god.

Ichabod is TOAST

Has it, Will. Are you in a lot of spaces with lots of people with long covid and high risk disabilities, where they signal to you of their virtue by wearing masks for no reason. Is that a problem in your life. Should we call the police.

The children from the Trix commercials have gotten entirely too edgy for me

Ok I’m watching Angel because you all tell me it’s amazing but I’m on an episode where a guy can detach his body parts and send them after a woman he’s stalking and it is GOOFY AF. First of all, how do they get inside???

People are VERY huffy and stompy about this post but just as an inside opinion from someone in LC community, It’s hard to believe there is solidarity with the disabled and high risk people who need to avoid covid when our one primary ask is met with accusations that, hey, maybe we’re just CRAZY?

Omg thank you so much!! Nobody had told me before! Nobody had, for instance, screamed it in my face while I was minding my own business! Now that I know, I’ll be sure to disregard all science and ignore my three years of debilitating illness. I’ll go have anaphylaxis from MCAS right now!

I’m very very tired of “living in fear” being lobbed at maskwearers by people who frequently say they can’t wear one because no one else around them is. Living in fear is ignoring science and endangering lives and your own health because you’re terrified of not fitting in.

“I am not interested in allowing disabled people to access society with an equitable level of safety if it inconveniences me”

Would the 80s even exist without Struzan?? He’s the source of so much of our nostalgia. RIP.

The correct order is Pride and Prejudice Northanger Abbey Persuasion (Several yards) Sense and Sensibility (Dozens of yards) Emma (A football stadium) Mansfield Park

I don’t understand the controversy, I think it’s great that we have a holiday celebrating Christopher Columbus burning in hell.

Sometimes I think about how the local shopping center here had a whole stamp store when I was a kid. You could get all kinds of glittery inks and stamps with any design you could think of. It was heaven, I miss the 90s.

Truly hope this guy isn’t a Fetterman because man, he’s speaking the right language

Sometimes you put on Last Week Tonight and their main story is about a person your husband has hated since they were in high school together.

Once again, the only point of using chatGPT in dating is to trick the person you’re trying to date.

Noel Fielding appears to have killed a Labrador for his shirt on Pastry week.

It’s actually good when people protesting don’t get publicly beaten or shot by cops, idk, call me a radical I guess.

If we’re not allowed to vent I’m in real trouble here guys.

Wow, really well told.

Ok, Final ep of my sprint to rewatch all of Buffy! I really think Chosen knocks it out of the park in most ways. It answers the central big problem of the show, which is that it’s entirely unfair to demand one girl give up her life and fight until she’s dead.

I can’t remember, did the last two eps of Buffy air together? They feel so connected, I can’t really remember a cliffhanger between them (though Angel showing up is such a killer moment!)

With one day and four episodes left before I record a Buffy podcast, we reach the episode that makes me angrier than things done to me personally in real life, EMPTY PLACES. Fuck all of Buffy’s friends. Feed them to to vampires.

If that doesn’t suggest you should maybe reconsider whether getting Covid a bunch isn’t a good idea, I don’t know what to say.

Oh I am not prepared for this at all.

The clip of Joe Biden laughing condescendingly at Elizabeth Warren, decades ago when she warned them they were about to cause a student loan crisis was one of the most prescient moments in politics in the last century. They were and are completely financially corrupt.

I don’t know if it was the writers intention but nothing in seven seasons puts me more on Buffy’s side than Giles trying to kill Spike, and shortly after the whole group kicking her out.