I have discovered the appeal of star signs too late

Important!! Please vote

cumming had not felt this good in a while

THRILLED to discover that Rober Pattinson has undergone twink apothesiosis

My insta reels is like paint remover for schmiles

I would do it all again just to put a schmile on her mug

Efficient girlfriend page swap morning

There's a chap from the 1880s on this train!!!

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Why are you meeting my eyes? My boobs are down there

dog owner (derogatory)

Caffeine until i feel normal, melly until i feel sleepy

Telegraphing my chewing gum ovipositor tongue boss attack like crazy so she can learn my patterns and defeat me

amazing nslookup girlfriend morning family time

Bsky 420 girlfriend traveling salesman problem

Too high to drive bar pizza girlfriend halfway meetup time

i think its the most erotic thing ever for a girl's lips to rest in a manner that shows me her front teeth

my favorite thing about about 7pm is the 7pm cereal

Can't a girl just honestly ask "Isn't there ANYTHING I can do to make it up to you? :3" without it being taking the wrong way?

feeding her is my love language

Why do hollywood killers never use guns? It's always a chainsaw or vegetable peeler. Lets discuss,,

Is there a vim action for going backwards until you get to a lowercase letter before an uppercase letter?

Help my girlfriend posts on /r/girldinnerdiaries should I be concerned for her

Girlfriend spirit quest booze time

Baja blast is for little sisters!!!!

I want to jerk her off to Beethoven Symphony No 5 First Movement really bad

Girlfriend quest party

Tonight, Artemis II will take humans further than they've ever gone into space, helping us learn more about our universe & one day return to the moon.   Marylander Reid Wiseman leads the mission guided by the Near Space Network at NASA Goddard.   Making Maryland & America proud!

Dr Stupiddata: Or. How i learned to stop worrying and love the CSVs

I think I'm in Hell

Be week

Boppitiy bip, i wanna skip

Beepy boop I feel like poop

I am playing slay the spire on a liteon sku-0002-1ll made in mayalasia with the number keys & caps lock stuck on. Like GOD (pbuh) intended

neurotic dick smacking girlfriend afternoon

I'm like Mario

When do they turn the pain off

They will tell you that glass nail files are forever I will tell you I've broken like 3 or 4 of them and finally had to admit to myself that I need to live in a padded cell

Little dogs scare me

Neurotic hair pull girlfriend freak out morning

Watching Madagascar (2005) because there is no longer any meaning to life (and there never was)

professional dumbass here 👋

People who like Rust have a femdom kink

Slug is dead

im so excited to get my face hacked at

My skull is itchy but I have all this flesh in the way

We need more shape names

Silly Australians make me stay at work for way too late

He's an economist (red flag)