Ok whoever started that Dumornay to Gotham rumor I’m gonna need you to restart it

Goals and saves from NWSL week 23 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵

Goals and saves from NWSL week 22 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵

Long overdue first Brooklyn game

Won a ball at Gotham STM event, guess whose signature this is lmfao

phoenix…

Goals and saves from NWSL week 21 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵

Such a fun game to watch as a neutral* *neutral, but technically always softly rooting against the Spirit

Gisele Thompson is quite good

Is the CONCACAF office in Europe or something

Goals and saves from NWSL week 20 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵 (not including Seattle vs. Louisville)

When you wake up and remember that Jaedyn Shaw plays for your club 😌😌

I’m so confused

Goals and saves from NWSL week 19 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵

Why do comms keep calling it turf 😭😭

Goals and saves from NWSL week 18 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵

In known human history, there have been few recorded instances of a girl being lucky enough to have free US Open quarterfinal tickets land in her lap. This is one of those stories.

Goals and saves from NWSL week 17 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵

Pretty sure I heard some kids chanting “Juan Carlos out” at the end lmao

Goals and saves from NWSL week 16 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵

Catching my (non-soccer) friend up on the game last night

sky cam

Important news: they’re playing a rain-themed playlist at the stadium

Oh it’s really pouring

Goals and saves from NWSL week 15 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵

Sophia Wilson and I are 25 today! My best friends came into town and caught me a t shirt at the game yesterday :)

Goals and saves from NWSL week 14 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵

These are some real penalties

When England wins, everyone loses 😔😔😔

German Alanna Kennedy is going through it

Esther coming off is a mistake (because it’ll affect my fantasy)

Germany’s strategy should just be to get the ball to Brand

AKB making sure someone is on Esther before every set piece

Jule Brand is so good

Racing Louisville is having a great start to the season, most recently defeating defending champions Orlando Pride to remain in playoff contention at the halfway point of the season. Will this finally be the year they finish above 9th place? I turned to hypothesis testing to answer this question. 👇🧵

Why would I want Norway to win when Norway doesn’t even want Norway to win?

The post-game fireworks show is… such a journey

My friend has informed me that there are 2 ospreys near us at Audi Field

Lynx and Cuomo losing, really needed this tonight :)

Goals and saves from NWSL week 13 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵

Me 🤝 Gotham FC

Gotham had a great game against Utah, but what are they going to do on Saturday against Bay as the availability report continues to grow? Read here to find out! Also, NYC friends, stick around for an important message at the end!

Update: Thorns vs. Spirit data wasn't up yet this morning when I made this post. Top 3 goals remain the same, but some of the saves change. New top saves below 👇🧵

Goals and saves from NWSL week 12 with highest PSxG-xG 👇🧵

I had a dream last night that Zohran released his NWSL May awards ballot and voted Gabi Portilho for player of the month and I woke up really annoyed because he should’ve known she didn’t play in May 🙄 still went out to canvass for him today tho 😎

Ryan Campbell finally getting the opportunity to get 1/5 good behavior points after getting a yellow on the bench the first game of the season

Missed most of the first half so was catching up during halftime and my main takeaway is Gotham needs to #PassToLilly

Gotham’s annual Pride match didn’t go our way this year, but it was still an incredible game that had us experiencing the full range of emotions—read about it here!